GOD FINE
1. OH MAN, the new version of xJournal has a DROP DOWN LIST OF MY TAGS FROM WHICH I CAN CHOOSE. xJournal: smarter than livejournal??
2. What I actually came here to do: that seven sevens thing, as decreed by jascott.
SEVEN THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1. FISH
2. heights
3. parents aging
4. loss of spouse
5. financial insecurity
6. loss of pet
7. fucking politics
SEVEN IMPORTANT THINGS IN YOUR ROOM
1. bed
2. pillows
3. quilt
4. fleece sheets
5. dog bed
6. dog crate
7. dresser (IF YOU COULD SEE THE STATE OF MY BEDROOM RIGHT NOW YOU'D UNDERSTAND MY STUPID ANSWERS)
SEVEN RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOU
1. I've read a majority of the books written by Asimov, Bradbury, and Adams comma Douglas.
2. I am really, really terrible at video games.
3. I can't drive a manual transmission.
4. I've lived in Texas all my life but hadn't been to Mexico until my honeymoon three years ago.
5. When I was growing up we had 2 orange cats who were brothers named Dodo and Ditto.
6. I'm really irritated by the concept/tradition of "sexy/slutty __" as a Halloween costume.
7. I'd never changed a diaper until my goddaughter was born.
SEVEN THINGS YOU WISH TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Get a Real Job!
2. Have some kids
3. Travel to Alaska, Vancouver, and Maine, + global hoohah
4. Understand cat brains
5. Be able to run distances
6. Not raise sucky kids
7. Knit and crochet things that are not flat
SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN DO
1. Make dogs sit
2. Bullshit my way through a semester
3. Drive safely
4. Communicate with Deaf people
5. A double time step
6. Read pretty fast
7. Rattle off yards of Texas trivia and history at the drop of a hat
SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN'T DO
1. Whistle a tune (ME EITHER, E)
2. Bring myself to watch certain television shows
3. Deal with unwanted personal overshares
4. Dive
5. Grow plants as well as my mom
6. Manage to get up on time
7. Talk to penguins
SEVEN THINGS ON SOMEONE THAT CATCH YOUR ATTENTION
1. Club foot
2. Skin tarps
3. Lesions
4. Amputations
5. Obesity
6. Cleft lip
7. Dreadlocks
SEVEN THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST
1. "Goddammit!"
2. "Who's my buddy?"
3. "Let's watch a show about a house."
4. "HEWWOS"
5. "Where's my ___"
6. "Mnnnrrrrrrrrrrr" (said before the hour of 11 am)
7. "Are you in outer space?"
SEVEN CELEBRITY CRUSHES
1. PIE COMMA WINCHESTER
2. PIE COMMA SHEPPARD
3. David Hewlett
4. Matt Damon
5. Christian Bale
6. David Boreanaz and Emily Deschanel
7. Paul Rudd
(SORRY FOR THE BIG PICTURES)
(NO I'M NOT)
2. What I actually came here to do: that seven sevens thing, as decreed by jascott.
SEVEN THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1. FISH
2. heights
3. parents aging
4. loss of spouse
5. financial insecurity
6. loss of pet
7. fucking politics
SEVEN IMPORTANT THINGS IN YOUR ROOM
1. bed
2. pillows
3. quilt
4. fleece sheets
5. dog bed
6. dog crate
7. dresser (IF YOU COULD SEE THE STATE OF MY BEDROOM RIGHT NOW YOU'D UNDERSTAND MY STUPID ANSWERS)
SEVEN RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOU
1. I've read a majority of the books written by Asimov, Bradbury, and Adams comma Douglas.
2. I am really, really terrible at video games.
3. I can't drive a manual transmission.
4. I've lived in Texas all my life but hadn't been to Mexico until my honeymoon three years ago.
5. When I was growing up we had 2 orange cats who were brothers named Dodo and Ditto.
6. I'm really irritated by the concept/tradition of "sexy/slutty __" as a Halloween costume.
7. I'd never changed a diaper until my goddaughter was born.
SEVEN THINGS YOU WISH TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Get a Real Job!
2. Have some kids
3. Travel to Alaska, Vancouver, and Maine, + global hoohah
4. Understand cat brains
5. Be able to run distances
6. Not raise sucky kids
7. Knit and crochet things that are not flat
SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN DO
1. Make dogs sit
2. Bullshit my way through a semester
3. Drive safely
4. Communicate with Deaf people
5. A double time step
6. Read pretty fast
7. Rattle off yards of Texas trivia and history at the drop of a hat
SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN'T DO
1. Whistle a tune (ME EITHER, E)
2. Bring myself to watch certain television shows
3. Deal with unwanted personal overshares
4. Dive
5. Grow plants as well as my mom
6. Manage to get up on time
7. Talk to penguins
SEVEN THINGS ON SOMEONE THAT CATCH YOUR ATTENTION
1. Club foot
2. Skin tarps
3. Lesions
4. Amputations
5. Obesity
6. Cleft lip
7. Dreadlocks
SEVEN THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST
1. "Goddammit!"
2. "Who's my buddy?"
3. "Let's watch a show about a house."
4. "HEWWOS"
5. "Where's my ___"
6. "Mnnnrrrrrrrrrrr" (said before the hour of 11 am)
7. "Are you in outer space?"
SEVEN CELEBRITY CRUSHES
1. PIE COMMA WINCHESTER
2. PIE COMMA SHEPPARD
3. David Hewlett
4. Matt Damon
5. Christian Bale
6. David Boreanaz and Emily Deschanel
7. Paul Rudd
(SORRY FOR THE BIG PICTURES)
(NO I'M NOT)