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So I am having a really great time lately, by which I mean, I personally think this is really funny but those who are on the constant receiving end may not find it as funny, I am thinking it is really funny to send emails about the new RPG I'm starting, set in Vancouver, because I found out Dane Cook and Jessica Alba are filming a movie there right now. HELLO, THE DANE COOK/JENSEN ACKLES POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS. Right??
WE STILL NEED PLAYERS FOR:
JARED PADALECKI
JESSICA ALBA
JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN
THE ENTIRE BSG CAST
JESSICA SIMPSON
SANDY MCCOY
SARAH WELCH (OFC)
Because, man, RPG's! So anyway, I am thinking the community is probably called vancougar, and everybody needs to make sure I have their correct email addresses, because I am getting ready to send out the story outlines for next week!
Embarrassing Confessions Part Two: Things That Were Traumatic When They Happened That Have Since Become Funny
Again, I'll go first.
1. The whole experience of the one time I went skiing--Christmas break of my senior year in high school, with two friends and my boyfriend who had grown up skiing. I had never been skiing before and it was really hard, and he was not a patient teacher, and just could not understand why I was having such a hard time and why I wasn't hating it. Low/High point: Falling on my face, AGAIN, just as he and our other friend went by on the ski lift overhead. "HEY, DID YOU FALL AGAIN?" Fuck you, buddy!
RATE OF INCREASED FUNNINESS: 85%
2. I used to have the notion, throughout middle school, that if I liked a boy, the best thing to do was to give him a note to tell him about it. Wtf, right?! I don't even know. So there was this one memorable time when I had this killer crush on this boy, oh man, so I wrote him the note, I don't even remember what it said but I am sure it was a doozy, and stuck it in his locker. But, see, the thing was, I meant to give it to him after third period on Friday, but I forgot or got flustered or something and accidentally crammed it through the vents earlier in the day than I had planned, AND THEN HAD TO SIT THROUGH ALL OF ALGEBRA RIGHT NEXT TO HIM GOING "OH GOD. OH GOD." Low/High point: Overhearing one of his female friends telling another girl about the note!!! Saying that I was in love with Rob!!!
RATE OF INCREASED FUNNINESS: 60% (STILL PRETTY TRAUMATIC)
NOW YOU GO. STEP UP!
WE STILL NEED PLAYERS FOR:
JARED PADALECKI
JESSICA ALBA
JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN
THE ENTIRE BSG CAST
JESSICA SIMPSON
SANDY MCCOY
SARAH WELCH (OFC)
Because, man, RPG's! So anyway, I am thinking the community is probably called vancougar, and everybody needs to make sure I have their correct email addresses, because I am getting ready to send out the story outlines for next week!
Embarrassing Confessions Part Two: Things That Were Traumatic When They Happened That Have Since Become Funny
Again, I'll go first.
1. The whole experience of the one time I went skiing--Christmas break of my senior year in high school, with two friends and my boyfriend who had grown up skiing. I had never been skiing before and it was really hard, and he was not a patient teacher, and just could not understand why I was having such a hard time and why I wasn't hating it. Low/High point: Falling on my face, AGAIN, just as he and our other friend went by on the ski lift overhead. "HEY, DID YOU FALL AGAIN?" Fuck you, buddy!
RATE OF INCREASED FUNNINESS: 85%
2. I used to have the notion, throughout middle school, that if I liked a boy, the best thing to do was to give him a note to tell him about it. Wtf, right?! I don't even know. So there was this one memorable time when I had this killer crush on this boy, oh man, so I wrote him the note, I don't even remember what it said but I am sure it was a doozy, and stuck it in his locker. But, see, the thing was, I meant to give it to him after third period on Friday, but I forgot or got flustered or something and accidentally crammed it through the vents earlier in the day than I had planned, AND THEN HAD TO SIT THROUGH ALL OF ALGEBRA RIGHT NEXT TO HIM GOING "OH GOD. OH GOD." Low/High point: Overhearing one of his female friends telling another girl about the note!!! Saying that I was in love with Rob!!!
RATE OF INCREASED FUNNINESS: 60% (STILL PRETTY TRAUMATIC)
NOW YOU GO. STEP UP!