infatuation with men wearing pocket protectors

[helpmefrommyslf]

so the semester begins.....i promise not to fall head over heels in love again and that lasts all of five minutes. what is it about middle aged, balding, paunchy bellied men that makes me melt when they take the podium? i am always in love with my professors. these guys with questionable grooming habits are suddenly transformed into objects of desire as they make eye contact with me and spout off theory that i never knew existed using big words that i will look up the second i get home.....it is worse if they pace and never use lecture notes.

anyone up for a trip to the getty this weekend?