Election Night
Submitted my vote a few hours ago, now just watching the results since I can't sleep.
Please god don't let it be Tories please please please I'll take the goddamn GREEN PARTY over the Tories. (Though I hear they have a seat in somewhere tiny like the Birmingham constituancy in which case good on them)
Edit [1:00am]: UKIP have 7,630 votes.
God fucking damn people are you that desperate to be isolationist? And even worse, the British Nazi Party have 8,735 votes. Hello guys, we are not the empire anymore.
Lib Dem's kicking some Conservative ass though. Labor's surprisingly ahead.
*Waits for Scottish results to come in because she's terrified of the Scottish National Party*
Edit [1:05am]: Plaid Cymru have a seat what. The Democratic Unionists have two what is this madness.
SINN FEIN HAS A SEAT?!
Wow Iggy you sure are unpopular; your brothers want to leave pretty sharpish.
Bet the only reason Scotty's not got a seat yet is because there are so many votes to count.
Edit [1:10am]: Democratic Unionists are coming out of left field with 3 seats already. Labor's got 7, doing surprisingly well considering how everyone was predicting they'd be kicked out of office.
Scotty's got 7,564 votes. Ahhhhhhhh. And BNP and UKIP have hit 5 figure digits shit.
Edit [1:25am]: Labor has 11 seats, against all predictions. How desperate are people not to have Cameron? This desperate.
*watches the Lib Dems do their sneaky ninja thing and suddenly gain seats from nowhere*
Edit [1:40am]: Labour have... 19 seats. I bet all the newsreaders are cacking themselves right about now.
On the up side, Lib Dem's catching up to Tories. Come oooooon Clegg--
GAH SINN FEIN HAVE 2 SEATS NOW WHAAAAAAAT N.Ireland do you hate us so?
Edit [1:50am]: Wow, Conservative just shot forward into 12 seats, though Labor's got 26. Lib Dems are trailing behind... COME ON CLEGG!
Please god don't let it be Tories please please please I'll take the goddamn GREEN PARTY over the Tories. (Though I hear they have a seat in somewhere tiny like the Birmingham constituancy in which case good on them)
Edit [1:00am]: UKIP have 7,630 votes.
God fucking damn people are you that desperate to be isolationist? And even worse, the British Nazi Party have 8,735 votes. Hello guys, we are not the empire anymore.
Lib Dem's kicking some Conservative ass though. Labor's surprisingly ahead.
*Waits for Scottish results to come in because she's terrified of the Scottish National Party*
Edit [1:05am]: Plaid Cymru have a seat what. The Democratic Unionists have two what is this madness.
SINN FEIN HAS A SEAT?!
Wow Iggy you sure are unpopular; your brothers want to leave pretty sharpish.
Bet the only reason Scotty's not got a seat yet is because there are so many votes to count.
Edit [1:10am]: Democratic Unionists are coming out of left field with 3 seats already. Labor's got 7, doing surprisingly well considering how everyone was predicting they'd be kicked out of office.
Scotty's got 7,564 votes. Ahhhhhhhh. And BNP and UKIP have hit 5 figure digits shit.
Edit [1:25am]: Labor has 11 seats, against all predictions. How desperate are people not to have Cameron? This desperate.
*watches the Lib Dems do their sneaky ninja thing and suddenly gain seats from nowhere*
Edit [1:40am]: Labour have... 19 seats. I bet all the newsreaders are cacking themselves right about now.
On the up side, Lib Dem's catching up to Tories. Come oooooon Clegg--
GAH SINN FEIN HAVE 2 SEATS NOW WHAAAAAAAT N.Ireland do you hate us so?
Edit [1:50am]: Wow, Conservative just shot forward into 12 seats, though Labor's got 26. Lib Dems are trailing behind... COME ON CLEGG!