Jan 13, 2005 22:20
A couple nights ago, at the bar, I was "cocktailing", as they say, and serving this completely sober customer a "coke", as they say, when he gave me a five dollar tip. When I asked why he was being so generous, he exclaimed, "Well you're working for two! So when's the baby due?"
EXCUSEZ-MOI MONSIEUR, but I believe I am not fucking pregnant. And if I was, I wouldn't be working at a fucking bar.I was so insulted. Then yesterday my dad told me I "really filled out" and then today Lee asked me what happened to my face (The acne on my right cheek forms this nice little row).
APPARENTLY THE GENERAL CONSENSUS IS THAT I AM FAT AND UGLY.