oh captive audience!
Three names you go by:
1. Helen
2. My boss calls me Hell because he thinks it's hilarious
3. He also calls me Helen Get Bentley because he thinks it's hilarious
Three screen names you've had:
1. Fa ra ra ra rahhh except I don't remember if it has 2 or 3 H's
2. SmttnWithMttns
3. I think I had SeXKittN15 before I knew what that implied and my dad found out and grounded me for it
Three things you like about yourself:
1. I am pretty dull and predictable. I do things like decorate my apartment and shop, like a girl. Which I like.
2. According to my taste, I have good taste in everything.
3. I like licorice?
Three things i don't like about myself:
1. I start too many projects at once... I'm never satisfied so everything is always left unfinished :-/
2. I am fat. I mean phat.
3. I have no friends.
Three parts of your heritage:
1. I am not really Chinese
2. I am half Chinese
3. Brooklyn represent!!!!!!!
Three things that scare you:
1. Peeing my pants and not being able to change
2. Balancing my checkbook
3. Cat scratch fever
Three of your everyday essentials:
1. food
2. shelter
3. friendster NOT myspace psych! j/p! ha ha!
Three things you are wearing right now:
1. a bathrobe
2. normal clothes underneath
3. nothing too terribly tribal
Three of your favorite bands (or Artists at the moment)
1. The Zips
2. The Cavs
3. The Flashes
Three of your favorite songs at present:
1. ABC
2. Happy Birthday
3. Here Come Two Dukes A'Riding
Three new things you want to try in the next 12 months:
1. liposuction
2. gastric bypass surgery
3. Atkins for vegetarians
Three things you want in a relationship (love is a given):
1. not play Gamecube or X-Box all day
2. a stable bed for sexy games
3. bling bling
Two truths and a lie:
1. My name is Helen
2. I can't stick out my tongue
3. I like Chinese food
Three physical things about the opposite sex (or same) that appeal to you:
1. the junk
2. the rack
3. not so much hair
Three things you just can't do:
1. lose the pounds
2. knit a non-scarf
3. pay for my car!
Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. eating
2. knitting
3. not eating
Three things you want to do really badly right now:
1. Drive! Anywhere!
2. learn how to knit with two colors, besides holding two yarns together the pussy way
3. play pikmin2 and eat jellybeans
Three careers you're (considering) dreaming of:
1. husslin'
2. naming cosmetics
3. writing something kind of interesting
Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. New York again
2. Malaysia
3. Singapore
Three Kids names:
1. Ralph S. Mouse
2. Sal Monella
3. Bobbette
Three things you want to do before you die:
1. Make more than $200 a paycheck
2. Not have to live from paycheck to paycheck
3. Attend a REAL college!
Three people who have to take this quiz now or die painfully suffer the sulky wrath of my pouty-ness:
1. Jeff (he will never read this)
2. Lindsay (she might read this)
3. Someone else who might read this