Day 70 | Morning | Accidental Phone Call to All
[The voice on the line is mechanical, unmistakably belonging to GlaDOS...but it's also lower-pitched, masculine, shouting in a gung-ho fashion. There are the wet noises of someone wailing on a zombie in the background, just under the shouting.]
DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?
I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU DOWN, YOU UNDEAD BASTARD! NO ONE TRIES TO BITE ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! DANGER IS MY MIDDLE NAME! I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT DEATH FEELS LIKE A SECOND TIME.
[A very wet slashing sound.]
IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE KNIVES - GET OUTTA MY KITCHEN, YOU ROTTING WASTE OF SPACE!
DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?
I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU DOWN, YOU UNDEAD BASTARD! NO ONE TRIES TO BITE ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! DANGER IS MY MIDDLE NAME! I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT DEATH FEELS LIKE A SECOND TIME.
[A very wet slashing sound.]
IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE KNIVES - GET OUTTA MY KITCHEN, YOU ROTTING WASTE OF SPACE!