[She hears the yelling from her room and shoots up in bed. She scrambles from the bed, covers wrapping around her legs and she hits the carpeted floor with a thump. Climbing to her feet with a muttered curse, she makes her way down the stairs. A little on the clumsy side, due to her being so tired.]
Monkey! What are you yelling about? [She asks, rubbing at her eyes tiredly.]
[Trip flinches back, stepping away, when she sees his big, sweeping arm movements, staff in hand. She looks over to where he's gesturing and her stomach turns. It looks like it's dead, but it's moving. And Trip notices something.]
It's a zombie. I am sure you know what those are. Reanimated corpses.
We have been trying to figure out the same thing, but it looks like they are the ones who clean the houses, restock the food, and other such things. We have tried to destroy them and have failed. They do not attack, even when they should have been provoked to.
Just rewash any fruits or vegetables and your dishes.
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Monkey! What are you yelling about? [She asks, rubbing at her eyes tiredly.]
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This! This thing! Dead thing! I think! [Monkey has no idea how to describe the poor zombie, which is just staring blankly at him.]
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He looks so sad. [Trip says softly, frowning.]
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I guess so. But I can't say I'd blame him for being sad, since somebody hauled him out of his grave.
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[And while he sounds disturbed, he's not panicked.]
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[He just sounds angry, and little else.]
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I think they were the ones cleaning up after us before. Well, before the whole thing with the snow and the flood.
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These are what's been restocking the food and--
Jiminy Christmas.
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[That's a good question.]
Oh, God. How do they get in?
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What is going on. Breathe and don't go insane.
[Yup, you got Crisis Handler Nikki on the line!]
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What's going on? There's a fucking corpse walking around in here, that's what's going on!
[Well, be prepared to bear the brunt of Monkey's temper.]
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It's a zombie. I am sure you know what those are. Reanimated corpses.
We have been trying to figure out the same thing, but it looks like they are the ones who clean the houses, restock the food, and other such things. We have tried to destroy them and have failed. They do not attack, even when they should have been provoked to.
Just rewash any fruits or vegetables and your dishes.
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...You are way too calm.
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