[Phonecall to All | Day 52]

[crownedape]

THE HELL IS THIS THING?!

THE HELL IS THIS THING AND WHAT IS IT DOING IN HERE.

Everything was fucking locked! I made sure everything was locked before I went to sleep last night!

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[coffeecoffeetea]

CALM DOWN.

What is going on. Breathe and don't go insane.

[Yup, you got Crisis Handler Nikki on the line!]

[crownedape]

I'm calm enough and I am not losing my mind!

What's going on? There's a fucking corpse walking around in here, that's what's going on!

[Well, be prepared to bear the brunt of Monkey's temper.]

[coffeecoffeetea]

Alright. Now that we know that isn't happening.

It's a zombie. I am sure you know what those are. Reanimated corpses.

We have been trying to figure out the same thing, but it looks like they are the ones who clean the houses, restock the food, and other such things. We have tried to destroy them and have failed. They do not attack, even when they should have been provoked to.

Just rewash any fruits or vegetables and your dishes.

[crownedape]

Actually, no, I've never heard of a zombie until this whole thing happened.

...You are way too calm.

[coffeecoffeetea]

Ah. Well, now you know what they are.

I have to be calm. It's part of my job, and I have seen worse than non-threatening zombies.

...

Though that fact about them might change.

[crownedape]

That's one of the things that worries me.

[coffeecoffeetea]

Then we shall have to keep an eye on them, especially at night or whenever they come.

[crownedape]

Already a step ahead of you there. I'm planning to keep a close on on this thing.

[coffeecoffeetea]

Good. The more information we can get about them, the better.