Masuda Takahisa no Master Hits (2008.05.09) Translation
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Reposting This from CR... I forgot to move 5 entries from CR to my LJ account all this time.. the first 5 Master Hits episodes I've ever done (lol). I've edited the translation for grammar errors, etc. I'll try to find the sound files later, and hear them again to further edit these.
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* In this episode: ...
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The usual notice...
* Original Chn repo was done by utak0 @ baidu. She has given me permission to translate her Master Hits summaries into English, so English-speaking fans could know a bit more about Massu ^^ Thanks utako!
* Please don't repost without permission, thanks very much ^^
Masuda Takahisa no Master Hits
2008.05.09
1. Question: Does Massu like to eat thick or thin ramen?
~ Massu answers that it has to depend on what flavor it is (lol).
2. This Week's NEWS: Massu recently went to gym~
~ He said that he hasn't gone to gym for a while. Normally he does muscle training before going to swim and then showers afterwards. But on the most recent trip to the gym, he swam first. Though he was tired after that, he still did muscle training for 30 minutes. Since he hasn't trained his muscles for a while, even though he was tired (after swimming), he was still determined to do muscle training afterwards.
Massu said that the gym had new treadmills. One course takes 15 minutes, so he ran 15 minutes. Massu says that in NEWS, his stamina is actually not that good. He says that normally he can't exercise for very long, so running for 15 minutes straight was really difficult~ and that towards the end of the course he reduced the running speed, but he sweated a lot nonetheless. Then he mentioned that he peeked at how the person next to him was doing and found that though he was running for 15 minutes too, he burned even more calories than Massu did (lol). Massu says that he wants to continue going to the gym for a month.
3. (utako said that she couldn't hear this part very well.. but it seemed like the person was commenting on how Massu has gotten fatter these days)
~ Massu said that there are three usual cases about this. Usually on the same day, one person would tell him that he has gained weight, then someone he meets later would say that he has lost some weight, so then he ends up confused (lol). What's true is that when he's on TV, people get the impression that he is quite small in stature, but when people meet him for real they all comment on how he is quite tall and big actually (lol).
4. Summer Time PV!
~ Massu says that the PV contains many joyful things/emotions. What it's about is that he arrives at a beach house and opens a photo album recalling memories from last summer. He says it's quite interesting. He also said that there were a bit of acting at the opening and ending of the PV, and he was the lead (lol). Massu said that the director appointed him to do those.
Music: Summer Time
5. Brain Master: Two police officers are standing guard, one facing east and the other facing west. The officer facing east tells the officer facing west that his zipper is open, question, why would he (officer facing east) be able to see that?
~ Massu first said that the zipper could be at the back (lol). Then he answered that the two officers were facing each other, which was the right answer. Then after getting it right, he commented that he is a genius (q: again xD) and said that he would give that listener who submitted the question a 15cm long ribbon, about the same length as the zipper. (lol)
*hello-q: apparently they made ribbon for this show or something like it. i don't know how it looks, and i think it's ribbon or something like it. And, the next question is about those ribbons~
6. Question: Does Massu still have those ribbons?
~ Massu said that when they had done the show for a year, he wanted to make ribbons for the show, and after asking the staff about it, they made it! Massu said that it should be popular now, right? (lol) Then he said maybe not. (xD)
They ordered 1km of that ribbon, separated into 20 rolls, each with 50 meters. Massu says that there are still 4 rolls of it. Come to think of it, they've been giving ribbons for a long time, but if listeners still want it, please send mails to the show!
7. Question: Does Massu drink black coffee?
~ After reading that question, Massu replied that he doesn't. He continued to read and found out that the listener feels that only adults drink black coffee, he then changed his answer and said that he does drink it (lol) He even said that what he normally drinks at home are black coffee. (lol)
8. Question: The listener said that she had recently bought a sea turtle and she wants Massu to give it a name.
~ Massu started laughing a little (lol) and said that he and the other species keep a little bit of distance (lol).
He's never fed a pet at home, but he had done so at school before. Massu then said that she can name it kame-x ~ and says that it sounds cool like that (lol).
9. Question: Does Massu know what PK means? Answer is パンツ食い込む (romaji: pantsu kui komu; i only know パンツ means underpants i don't know what the rest of it means, gomen*)
~ After hearing that, Massu laughed and said, "do people say it like that (saying PK)? probably not ne~" (lol) Massu said that Tegoshi usually say things like that (meaning shorten sentences into letters)... like imgk (ima kara gohan tabe .. masu ka) and such. Massu said that everytime Tegoshi does it, members have to think for a little while in order to get what he's saying (lol). Massu said that he's bad at figuring them out (lol)~ but Tegoshi has been doing that before it became popular in Japan. Massu said that for example, he uses the word KY (q: 空気読めない. It means that someone is tactless /romaji: kuuki yomenai).
Then Massu said this: onsg (俺らのシングル / Our single) eceg (Easy Come, Easy Go) kk (聞いてください / Kiite kudasai / Please listen)~ After saying that, he commented that it's quite troublesome (xD)
Music: Easy Come, Easy Go
10. Ending...
~ Massu said that there will be the world premiere of Ai Ai Gasa, full version, on the next Master Hits episode!
^^
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Reposting This from CR... I forgot to move 5 entries from CR to my LJ account all this time.. the first 5 Master Hits episodes I've ever done (lol). I've edited the translation for grammar errors, etc. I'll try to find the sound files later, and hear them again to further edit these.
.....
* In this episode: ...
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The usual notice...
* Original Chn repo was done by utak0 @ baidu. She has given me permission to translate her Master Hits summaries into English, so English-speaking fans could know a bit more about Massu ^^ Thanks utako!
* Please don't repost without permission, thanks very much ^^
Masuda Takahisa no Master Hits
2008.05.09
1. Question: Does Massu like to eat thick or thin ramen?
~ Massu answers that it has to depend on what flavor it is (lol).
2. This Week's NEWS: Massu recently went to gym~
~ He said that he hasn't gone to gym for a while. Normally he does muscle training before going to swim and then showers afterwards. But on the most recent trip to the gym, he swam first. Though he was tired after that, he still did muscle training for 30 minutes. Since he hasn't trained his muscles for a while, even though he was tired (after swimming), he was still determined to do muscle training afterwards.
Massu said that the gym had new treadmills. One course takes 15 minutes, so he ran 15 minutes. Massu says that in NEWS, his stamina is actually not that good. He says that normally he can't exercise for very long, so running for 15 minutes straight was really difficult~ and that towards the end of the course he reduced the running speed, but he sweated a lot nonetheless. Then he mentioned that he peeked at how the person next to him was doing and found that though he was running for 15 minutes too, he burned even more calories than Massu did (lol). Massu says that he wants to continue going to the gym for a month.
3. (utako said that she couldn't hear this part very well.. but it seemed like the person was commenting on how Massu has gotten fatter these days)
~ Massu said that there are three usual cases about this. Usually on the same day, one person would tell him that he has gained weight, then someone he meets later would say that he has lost some weight, so then he ends up confused (lol). What's true is that when he's on TV, people get the impression that he is quite small in stature, but when people meet him for real they all comment on how he is quite tall and big actually (lol).
4. Summer Time PV!
~ Massu says that the PV contains many joyful things/emotions. What it's about is that he arrives at a beach house and opens a photo album recalling memories from last summer. He says it's quite interesting. He also said that there were a bit of acting at the opening and ending of the PV, and he was the lead (lol). Massu said that the director appointed him to do those.
Music: Summer Time
5. Brain Master: Two police officers are standing guard, one facing east and the other facing west. The officer facing east tells the officer facing west that his zipper is open, question, why would he (officer facing east) be able to see that?
~ Massu first said that the zipper could be at the back (lol). Then he answered that the two officers were facing each other, which was the right answer. Then after getting it right, he commented that he is a genius (q: again xD) and said that he would give that listener who submitted the question a 15cm long ribbon, about the same length as the zipper. (lol)
*hello-q: apparently they made ribbon for this show or something like it. i don't know how it looks, and i think it's ribbon or something like it. And, the next question is about those ribbons~
6. Question: Does Massu still have those ribbons?
~ Massu said that when they had done the show for a year, he wanted to make ribbons for the show, and after asking the staff about it, they made it! Massu said that it should be popular now, right? (lol) Then he said maybe not. (xD)
They ordered 1km of that ribbon, separated into 20 rolls, each with 50 meters. Massu says that there are still 4 rolls of it. Come to think of it, they've been giving ribbons for a long time, but if listeners still want it, please send mails to the show!
7. Question: Does Massu drink black coffee?
~ After reading that question, Massu replied that he doesn't. He continued to read and found out that the listener feels that only adults drink black coffee, he then changed his answer and said that he does drink it (lol) He even said that what he normally drinks at home are black coffee. (lol)
8. Question: The listener said that she had recently bought a sea turtle and she wants Massu to give it a name.
~ Massu started laughing a little (lol) and said that he and the other species keep a little bit of distance (lol).
He's never fed a pet at home, but he had done so at school before. Massu then said that she can name it kame-x ~ and says that it sounds cool like that (lol).
9. Question: Does Massu know what PK means? Answer is パンツ食い込む (romaji: pantsu kui komu; i only know パンツ means underpants i don't know what the rest of it means, gomen*)
~ After hearing that, Massu laughed and said, "do people say it like that (saying PK)? probably not ne~" (lol) Massu said that Tegoshi usually say things like that (meaning shorten sentences into letters)... like imgk (ima kara gohan tabe .. masu ka) and such. Massu said that everytime Tegoshi does it, members have to think for a little while in order to get what he's saying (lol). Massu said that he's bad at figuring them out (lol)~ but Tegoshi has been doing that before it became popular in Japan. Massu said that for example, he uses the word KY (q: 空気読めない. It means that someone is tactless /romaji: kuuki yomenai).
Then Massu said this: onsg (俺らのシングル / Our single) eceg (Easy Come, Easy Go) kk (聞いてください / Kiite kudasai / Please listen)~ After saying that, he commented that it's quite troublesome (xD)
Music: Easy Come, Easy Go
10. Ending...
~ Massu said that there will be the world premiere of Ai Ai Gasa, full version, on the next Master Hits episode!
^^