Tomorrow's fish-and-chip wrapping.
Dude! Radio 4 is doing a whole day of programmes from the Cern lab in September. This is gonna be great! I hafta record the whole thing!
Particle physics is something I understand very poorly. Luckily, science fiction has educated me in what to expect. Switch-on will end the world, give us all superpowers and make aliens arrive brandishing huge electricity bills. (Further reading.) I'm just hoping they'll give away bags of gravitons. They're my favourite theoretical particle. (I bet most of you lot prefer muons... and I know at least one relative who probably likes pi mesons.)
Eye condition badgers Dachshunds, offering genetic clue to similar condition in humans
Potter prequel book sets record
Nigerian advises against 86 wives. I can't even mock this. Read it and weep.
Chippies use special 'art' wrappers for their fish and chips. I wonder how many people won't notice. You don't get much newsprint used for chips nowadays; it's generally (the ones I see) cheap offwhite sugar paper these days. (No, not edible paper; that's ricepaper.)
If anyone ever MISSED THE SODDING POINT of camping... I hate camping and like my creature comforts, and that's why I DON'T GO CAMPING. I don't buy a tent with a flippin' built-in radiator and jacuzzi.
Man, I might go if the park had African wild dogs, though. *melts*
Cankers killing horse chestnuts. Ignore their silly focus on conker tournaments. Poor trees.
Robbie Coltrane is a burglar? No, it's his 16-year-old son by Alan Rickman.
Are boy bands on the way back? Uh. Oh Loki Minerva Xolotl Hanuman Bau and Anubis please no?
'Miracle' rescue for family pet
Scouting robot for danger zones, and another for interpretative dance.
Is it the WALL-E thing that's causing them to do this stupid "yay, robot luv" hook every time? Because it's annoying... I claim robots as my asexual brethren. Except that Joe guy from AI. He was irritating, anyway.
Film looks at 'honour killings'
Retarded report on free-running. Seriously, I apologise for the facileness of some of these video reports. It seems a lot of them are from breakfast news, which is very patronising because it assumes all its viewers have either just got up or are unemployed and lounging in the house all day.
*saves this for project later tonight*
Border collies!
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