It is truly a rainy, rainy, rainy day in Hell. It surely is. It is raining so hard, in fact, that Bornpang has gotten out his standard issue rain gear. This does not include yellow rain boots. He's the SHERIFF, for christ's sake ( Read more... )

Sheriff Horndog has organised another town meeting! He has not gone so far as to disarm, but you can bet your bottom dollar that his heart will be two sizes too small if anyone should commit suicide at this one. Please, take pity on Bill's heavy heart ( Read more... )

What on Earth is our intrepid, heavy hearted Sheriff Bornpang up to today? How in tarnation does he manage to look so calm all the livelong day? Why does Deputy Widge look so nervous? How did a man with glasses that thick get to be a deputy sheriff anyway ( Read more... )

( Bill Bornpang takes a phonecall of a most unusual sort... )

At some point in the mid-afternoon hours, signs were taped to various buildings and vantage points all over Hell. Know what they say? They say TOWN MEETING AT THE VFW AT 8PM MARCH 27TH. Best mosey on over thataway then, hadn't you ( Read more... )