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[notpornbang]

What on Earth is our intrepid, heavy hearted Sheriff Bornpang up to today? How in tarnation does he manage to look so calm all the livelong day? Why does Deputy Widge look so nervous? How did a man with glasses that thick get to be a deputy sheriff anyway

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[attyetlaw]

Cameron has been out finding...stuff. For the building of swings and rooms. What else is the lawyer man supposed to do but build things in Hell? His attention is immediately caught by the sherrif, and he wanders over.

"Is somethin' the matter, Sherrif?"

[notpornbang]

"...you could say that." OR YOU COULD SAY IMPENDING DOOM. "We're about to come under attack. Got less than half an hour to get organised -- without letting 'em know they've lost the element of surprise."

[attyetlaw]

Well that's....bizarre and weird and nothing good. He nods. "What needs doing?" Because damn it. This is his town now. B|

[notpornbang]

"Need folks to know what's going on. We're being attacked from three directions; know how to handle a weapon?"

[attyetlaw]

"Yes, sir." People in small town Kansas shoot at cans for fun. No really.

[notpornbang]

"Good man." The Sheriff quickly summarises the plan of attack for him.

[attyetlaw]

Cameron nods and goes to do whatever it is he is going to do.