[ A long pause is heard over the devices, and then something faintly resembling a sigh. Not that he'd admit it. ]

...even if I am lonely, it's all the fault of these deities.

To them, everyone here is just like insects. It's obvious.

[ Baw baw bitter god is bitter, etc. ]

Again? Why can't you people just stay home for once!?

It's not like these stupid deities would actually bring anyone good here.

Or maybe you want to be the playthings of gods.

Just because I'm a god doesn't mean I hate you people! It's just...you're all really weird. And you care too much about things. And sometimes you talk too much about stupid things.

[ Someone has no idea how to apologize. Yes, this is actually an attempt at apologizing. And what follows is a good reason to not attempt this while cursed. Not ( Read more... )

[ Those with their devices close by today will hear a loud god yelling at them. So what else is new? ]

Hey! I'm sick of people going near my son, so this is your one warning! If anyone else touches him, God will punish you! I mean it!

[ Aaaaand anyone near the fountain today will see a loud god floating above it. Protectively ( Read more... )

I appreciate the sentiment, but I can't say I care much for the results of whatever they're doing here.

[ Talking about the flowers, of course. ]

What a pathetic attempt at bringing beauty to this place. Even Poseidon could have done a better job if he wanted to.

...how disgusting.

[ He'll be around the City today, idly setting flowers on ( Read more... )

...it's suddenly way too noisy here.

[ He is floating by the fountain, looking down at all the new passers-by. And griping about them, of course. ]

These stupid gods better send them back soon. I'm sick of listening to all of their noise.

[ Another beautiful day in the City. The weather is weathery, there might be birds...

...and there's a cymbal-clapping, sirenish-screeching toy monkey.

On fire.

With one angry god looking down at it. ]

...why won't you shut up already?

[ Clearly, you should bother him. And/or join in abusing said toy monkey. ]

[ Guess what time it is, Cityzens? That's right, it's time for another round of Apollo and his annoyances and him making sure that everyone knows about them! ]This is just ridiculous! First no one even cares that I'm here, and suddenly, no matter where I am, everyone's just coming out of nowhere to talk to me and then leaving again ( Read more... )