JE - Five Drabbles - Various Pairings
Title: Various
Pairings: Various
Rating: PG-13
Author Notes: I write a lot of commentfic :D But I figured maybe I should rather put them up in batches, instead of one post for each. So here they are! Five of them! The first four were written for as comment drabbles ♥, the last one for boobandboobs's weekly drabble thing! Whee!
a.
Bad Timing
[Ryo/Shige(/Koyama), PG-13]
"Try to think of something unsexy!" Ryo gives Shige a glare to emphasize his point.
"What?" Shige asks, dumbfounded. "That totally defeats the purpose! After all we're trying to--"
"I don't want it to end like last time," Ryo complains, but it doesn't come out as angry as he intended it to, because he's a little out of breath.
"Well, what do you suggest I think of, then? What's unsexy?"
Ryo's eyes turn evil as he thinks of a jweb entry he read not too long ago.
"Koyama," he says decidedly.
*
“It was your fault this time,” Shige insists, “I mean, really, why did have to bring up Koyama?”
b.
Good For You
[YamaPi/Jin], PG-13
"Was it good for you?" Jin asks afterwards.
When Yamapi doesn't reply, Jin pokes him in the ribs.
Yamapi swats Jin's hand away sleepily and starts snoring.
"Ok, it was good for me, too," Jin says.
c.
Up
[YamaPi/Koyama], PG-13
"But you were meeting me tonight!" Shige wails into his phone.
"I know," Koyama says, "But something came up, ok?"
"We had a play date for our cats!" Shige sounds like he might start to cry and Koyama feels sorry. But only for a second.
"Shige, your cat is imaginary," he says, "Look -- we will have the play date some other time, ok?"
It takes him another ten minutes to stop Shige from having a nervous breakdown.
*
"'Something came up'?" YamaPi asks with raised eyebrows.
"Well," Koyama says and gives YamaPi's crotch an interested look, "It's true, isn't it?"
d.
Slut
[Tego/Massu], PG-13
"You know, this slutty thing you've got going on lately?" Massu says and takes another huge bite off his onigiri.
"Yeah?" Tegoshi has the decency to at least pretend he's embarrassed, "Look, this doesn't mean I don't appreciate--"
"Actually," Massu interrupts, his mouth still full, "I think it's kind of hot."
"Oh. Really?" With a self-satisfied smile, Tegoshi practically drapes himself over Massu's lap and gives him his best bedroom eyes.
"Careful!" Massu protests, "I'm eating here."
e.
Tarzan and Jane
[YamaPi/Jin], PG-13
"Jin?" YamaPi looks at his friend in wide eyes, "Why are you--? What the hell?"
"Don't you like me naked?" Jin asks, pouting prettily.
"I -- what? Of course I do! But why are you wearing a loincloth?!"
"I read in a magazine that roleplaying should be part of every interesting sexual relationship!" Jin explains and looks quite proud of himself. YamaPi understands, because reading is not an easy task for Jin.
"And you are...?"
"Tarzan!" Jin clarifies and puffs out his chest proudly, "And you are Jane!"
"I am not the girl!" Yamapi shrieks, highly offended. "Why can't you play the girl?"
There is a moment of silence. Jin tilts his head to the side and looks at YamaPi thoughtfully, then breaks into a self-satisfied smile.
"Because you have boobs!" he says.
YamaPi glares.
"I also have the bigger penis," he huffs, then rips off Jin's loincloth.
Pairings: Various
Rating: PG-13
Author Notes: I write a lot of commentfic :D But I figured maybe I should rather put them up in batches, instead of one post for each. So here they are! Five of them! The first four were written for as comment drabbles ♥, the last one for boobandboobs's weekly drabble thing! Whee!
a.
Bad Timing
[Ryo/Shige(/Koyama), PG-13]
"Try to think of something unsexy!" Ryo gives Shige a glare to emphasize his point.
"What?" Shige asks, dumbfounded. "That totally defeats the purpose! After all we're trying to--"
"I don't want it to end like last time," Ryo complains, but it doesn't come out as angry as he intended it to, because he's a little out of breath.
"Well, what do you suggest I think of, then? What's unsexy?"
Ryo's eyes turn evil as he thinks of a jweb entry he read not too long ago.
"Koyama," he says decidedly.
*
“It was your fault this time,” Shige insists, “I mean, really, why did have to bring up Koyama?”
b.
Good For You
[YamaPi/Jin], PG-13
"Was it good for you?" Jin asks afterwards.
When Yamapi doesn't reply, Jin pokes him in the ribs.
Yamapi swats Jin's hand away sleepily and starts snoring.
"Ok, it was good for me, too," Jin says.
c.
Up
[YamaPi/Koyama], PG-13
"But you were meeting me tonight!" Shige wails into his phone.
"I know," Koyama says, "But something came up, ok?"
"We had a play date for our cats!" Shige sounds like he might start to cry and Koyama feels sorry. But only for a second.
"Shige, your cat is imaginary," he says, "Look -- we will have the play date some other time, ok?"
It takes him another ten minutes to stop Shige from having a nervous breakdown.
*
"'Something came up'?" YamaPi asks with raised eyebrows.
"Well," Koyama says and gives YamaPi's crotch an interested look, "It's true, isn't it?"
d.
Slut
[Tego/Massu], PG-13
"You know, this slutty thing you've got going on lately?" Massu says and takes another huge bite off his onigiri.
"Yeah?" Tegoshi has the decency to at least pretend he's embarrassed, "Look, this doesn't mean I don't appreciate--"
"Actually," Massu interrupts, his mouth still full, "I think it's kind of hot."
"Oh. Really?" With a self-satisfied smile, Tegoshi practically drapes himself over Massu's lap and gives him his best bedroom eyes.
"Careful!" Massu protests, "I'm eating here."
e.
Tarzan and Jane
[YamaPi/Jin], PG-13
"Jin?" YamaPi looks at his friend in wide eyes, "Why are you--? What the hell?"
"Don't you like me naked?" Jin asks, pouting prettily.
"I -- what? Of course I do! But why are you wearing a loincloth?!"
"I read in a magazine that roleplaying should be part of every interesting sexual relationship!" Jin explains and looks quite proud of himself. YamaPi understands, because reading is not an easy task for Jin.
"And you are...?"
"Tarzan!" Jin clarifies and puffs out his chest proudly, "And you are Jane!"
"I am not the girl!" Yamapi shrieks, highly offended. "Why can't you play the girl?"
There is a moment of silence. Jin tilts his head to the side and looks at YamaPi thoughtfully, then breaks into a self-satisfied smile.
"Because you have boobs!" he says.
YamaPi glares.
"I also have the bigger penis," he huffs, then rips off Jin's loincloth.