JE - Precautions - Pin
Title: Precautions
Pairing: Yamashita Tomohisa / Akanishi Jin
Rating: PG-13
Author Notes: Dedicated to mysteryflavor because she gave me the idea of condom hijinx Pin XD IDEK, there was discussion about how there’s never condoms in JE fic? THIS IS WHY OK. Anyway, umm, enjoy?
Precautions
"I'm not doing it without a condom," Jin says and pouts.
"But!" YamaPi wails, "But why? I don't have any! And we're both virgins and I promise that I don't have diseases."
Jin wants to say something about how he bets that Takki has plenty of diseases to share and so naturally YamaPi must have them too, but resorts to keep up his pouting and cross his arms over his chest. They sit on the couch, then, both pouting and pretending to ignore each other. But it's not very convincing because they keep sneaking looks at each other and they also both still have raging hard-ons.
"Okay, I give up!" YamaPi says and pulls his boxers and pants up from his ankles ("What are you doing?" Jin shrieks, "Don't get dressed!"), then proceeds to put on a shirt, a jacket and shoes (he still had been wearing socks). "I'm going to buy condoms now, so we can have sex. Be right back!"
*
Approximately an hour later YamaPi and Jin stand in Jin's bedroom next to the bed, a pile of condom packages on one of Jin's pink pillows.
“So,” Jin muses, “Which ones do you want to use?”
"I don’t know, there were so many different ones!" YamaPi whines, "and I just couldn't decide, so I called Ryo and he said we're too stupid to use them anyway, so then I just bought every kind."
*
When after another painful ten minutes ("Why must you do this to me?" YamaPi complains, "I'm going to explode!" -- "Isn't that the whole point?" Jin asks, confused) they have stacked the condom packs according to color and size and decide that a cherry-flavored medium-sized long endurance condom might be a good start.
"What are you waiting for?" YamaPi asks, "Put it on me."
"Put it on you?" Jin shakes his head vehemently. "I'm so not going to play the girl!"
YamaPi giggles. Jin glares and when YamaPi giggles some more, Jin tells him that his girly giggle proves he should be the girl in this sexual encounter. Pi throws a pillow at him.
"Stop it!" Jin cries, "You're mixing up the condoms!"
*
"I have an idea!" Jin says and his whole face lights up, "We'll take turns trying to put them on and whoever gets it done first gets to top."
YamaPi almost trips over himself trying to get to the first pack of condoms.
*
Sadly, Jin already fails at opening the package. No matter how he pokes it or attacks it with his sharp fingernails, it just won't come open. He pouts, and with a huff turns to look at his best friend. YamaPi is full of glee, because he manages to open it on first try. The condoms, however, don't cooperate as easily.
When he tries to put on the first one, he fumbles and fumbles until it flies out of his hands and on the floor. Jin insists on using a new one, because he will not have sex with a dirty condom.
The second one doesn't stay on.
The third one feels kind of funny and YamaPi realizes it is ribbed. YamaPi doesn't want his condom to be ribbed.
The fourth one rips in half.
The fifth one is too tight.
("Extra-super-large is too tight?" Jin asks with raised eyebrows.
"Shut up!" YamaPi shrieks, "It's not my fault that my penis is so big!")
The sixth smells funny, according to Jin, so he throws it away. Only his aim is wrong, so he ends up throwing it at the window and it sticks there and slides down slowly with a smacking noise. YamaPi and Jin dissolve into a fit of giggles.
*
“We fail,” Jin says gravely.
“Yes, we do,” YamaPi agrees.
There is a moment of silence.
“Well,” YamaPi says and his face brightens considerably, “We could ask Ryo to help us!”
Pairing: Yamashita Tomohisa / Akanishi Jin
Rating: PG-13
Author Notes: Dedicated to mysteryflavor because she gave me the idea of condom hijinx Pin XD IDEK, there was discussion about how there’s never condoms in JE fic? THIS IS WHY OK. Anyway, umm, enjoy?
Precautions
"I'm not doing it without a condom," Jin says and pouts.
"But!" YamaPi wails, "But why? I don't have any! And we're both virgins and I promise that I don't have diseases."
Jin wants to say something about how he bets that Takki has plenty of diseases to share and so naturally YamaPi must have them too, but resorts to keep up his pouting and cross his arms over his chest. They sit on the couch, then, both pouting and pretending to ignore each other. But it's not very convincing because they keep sneaking looks at each other and they also both still have raging hard-ons.
"Okay, I give up!" YamaPi says and pulls his boxers and pants up from his ankles ("What are you doing?" Jin shrieks, "Don't get dressed!"), then proceeds to put on a shirt, a jacket and shoes (he still had been wearing socks). "I'm going to buy condoms now, so we can have sex. Be right back!"
*
Approximately an hour later YamaPi and Jin stand in Jin's bedroom next to the bed, a pile of condom packages on one of Jin's pink pillows.
“So,” Jin muses, “Which ones do you want to use?”
"I don’t know, there were so many different ones!" YamaPi whines, "and I just couldn't decide, so I called Ryo and he said we're too stupid to use them anyway, so then I just bought every kind."
*
When after another painful ten minutes ("Why must you do this to me?" YamaPi complains, "I'm going to explode!" -- "Isn't that the whole point?" Jin asks, confused) they have stacked the condom packs according to color and size and decide that a cherry-flavored medium-sized long endurance condom might be a good start.
"What are you waiting for?" YamaPi asks, "Put it on me."
"Put it on you?" Jin shakes his head vehemently. "I'm so not going to play the girl!"
YamaPi giggles. Jin glares and when YamaPi giggles some more, Jin tells him that his girly giggle proves he should be the girl in this sexual encounter. Pi throws a pillow at him.
"Stop it!" Jin cries, "You're mixing up the condoms!"
*
"I have an idea!" Jin says and his whole face lights up, "We'll take turns trying to put them on and whoever gets it done first gets to top."
YamaPi almost trips over himself trying to get to the first pack of condoms.
*
Sadly, Jin already fails at opening the package. No matter how he pokes it or attacks it with his sharp fingernails, it just won't come open. He pouts, and with a huff turns to look at his best friend. YamaPi is full of glee, because he manages to open it on first try. The condoms, however, don't cooperate as easily.
When he tries to put on the first one, he fumbles and fumbles until it flies out of his hands and on the floor. Jin insists on using a new one, because he will not have sex with a dirty condom.
The second one doesn't stay on.
The third one feels kind of funny and YamaPi realizes it is ribbed. YamaPi doesn't want his condom to be ribbed.
The fourth one rips in half.
The fifth one is too tight.
("Extra-super-large is too tight?" Jin asks with raised eyebrows.
"Shut up!" YamaPi shrieks, "It's not my fault that my penis is so big!")
The sixth smells funny, according to Jin, so he throws it away. Only his aim is wrong, so he ends up throwing it at the window and it sticks there and slides down slowly with a smacking noise. YamaPi and Jin dissolve into a fit of giggles.
*
“We fail,” Jin says gravely.
“Yes, we do,” YamaPi agrees.
There is a moment of silence.
“Well,” YamaPi says and his face brightens considerably, “We could ask Ryo to help us!”