JE - The List (Or, My Best Friend’s Ideal Girlfriend) - Pin

Jan 04, 2007 02:31

Title: The List (Or, My Best Friend’s Ideal Girlfriend)
Pairing: Akanishi Jin/ Yamashita Tomohisa
Rating: R/NC-17
Author Notes: Ummm, I don't even know? I was looking at the NEWS g/f checklists with darkeyedwolf, and somehow the idea of one of the JE boys acting out one of the lists came up. AND WHO COULD BETTER DO THAT THAN JIN, I ASK YOU? Anyway. So he did. ( Read more... )

everybody wants a piece of pi, pin is going to rule the world, je has eaten my brain, crack is good for your body

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corimari January 4 2007, 02:51:52 UTC
I DO NOT KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN SPAZZING OVER THIS PIECE OF SHEER EXCELLENCE. THIS IS AMAZINGLY PIN AND JIN IS TRYING SO HARD WHILE YAMAPI IS ALL WTF AND THEN THERE ARE RANDOM SNIPPETS OF RYO'S SNARKY EVIL AND LSKJDFlkjals;kdfj;asdf ILU. *________________*

“What should I do?” Jin whined and stuck out his bottom lip in a pout, “I want him for myself.”

I love that line so much. Because it is so PIN. It is so like Jin to be a pouty diva and insist that him and Yamapi exist in their own little world because Jin said so. PIN. ♥

and ‘I LIKE THE WAY YOUR HAIR FALLS IN YOUR EYES’, but he half-heartedly scratched out the last one (it was a bit too obvious), so in the end only ‘I LIKE HAIR EYES’ was readable.

....*CHOKED* AAAAHAHAHHAHAHA

YamaPi gave him another look then opened his umbrella (Why had YamaPi brought an umbrella? The weather report had predicted sunshine!) and held it over them.

Okay. I am the hugest dork in the world, but this is just SO. CUTE. Yamapi is obviously the smarter one and brought an umbrella and TOTALLY unknowingly facillitates Jin's plans. And he just shares his umbrella to take care of both of them almost subconsciously because they are SUCH LOVE and alskjdfl;asdf SO CUTE. PINNNNNN. ♥ ♥ ♥

Jin had pouted and then proceeded to write his name on Ryo’s arm with a waterproof pen.

“That’s in English,” Ryo observed, “Also, I am going to kill you now.”

AHAHA A+++++++ RYO

“You ungrateful bastard!” Jin shrieked, “I did it all for you! Now take out the garbage!”

AAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHA *KILLED. ABSOLUTELY KILLED.*

Oh my god I love this so, so much. Jin is such a MORON and Yamapi is totally bewildered yet still kind of gets it only he doesn't know what to DO because Jin is INSANE and it obviously takes Jin showing up on his couch NAKED for them to figure it out because THE COLLECTIVE IQ OF PIN IS LIKE 27. I seriously love this an UNHEALTHY amount, it is so wonderful and hilarious and PIN and then there was THE HOT and I am INCOHERENT AT YOU. *SPAZ* LOVE LOVE AND LOVE AND PIN AND YOU ARE AMAZING MARRY ME PLZ. ♥ ♥ ♥

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