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[helfrozen]

this is blue!

no, that is an untruth. this is a liar. a liar named kat, I am blue's one and only solemeat!

today I walked into her kitchen to find a seemingly pregnant blue scrubbing the green off her cupboards. look at how hot it was. you can scrub my cupboards any day, baby. ohhohohohoho.

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[tannabalooka]

oh my gosh, congrats Kat, be a good father.

[tannabalooka]

even though that is going to Blue...hmm..congrats Blue too...arg

[sammerine]

oh, don't kid yourself, the child is mine too. she IS my wife, after all.

[tannabalooka]

did u get a blood test? :P you never know

[tannabalooka]

or uhm paternity test I mean

[sammerine]

ARE YOU SUGGESTING MY SOLEMEAT IS UNFAITHFUL. how insulting! some people's kids, i tell you..

[tannabalooka]

speaking of which ...I wonder if your's will resemble you at all :O

[sammerine]

hahah you are such an asshole tara! damn!

[tannabalooka]

I'm not the one making my how many months-pregnant wife pour her own drinks, nor just standing there taking pictures of her cleaning the kitchen. poor Blue must be tired.

[sammerine]

she's only about 4 hours pregnant, thankyouverymuch.

[tannabalooka]

*sigh* men
WELL I HOPE IT ISN'T YOUR BABY

[tannabalooka]

haha I read months...
hours tsk tsk
damn that's a mutant baby

[helfrozen]

holy shit. kat & tara, i adore you both. you're fabulous. utterly.

later kat murdered our child by STEPPING ON IT!!! i suppose she 'forgot' to mention that little detail.

ahahaa.

[tannabalooka]

hahahahahahahaha oh shit..I knew Kat was a bad father but I didn't know she was capable of MURDERRR.
now those pictures are just creepy memories of your murdered baby.

[helfrozen]

& whenever i look at them i cry salty tears.

whatabtich.