Acting completely out of character

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You will never guess what I intend to do with my evening.

I am almost ashamed to admit it.

*whispers*

Ironing.

Yes, really.

I'm hoping maybe ironing the children's clothes will help them to realise that they need to be put away, and looked after, not thrown on the floor in a horrible heap.

I haven't ironed, at all, for about four years.

These are desperate measures, ladies and gentlemen.