There's always a bright side...
Little Three: (dramatically) Do you know why I'm limping?
Me: No, why?
L3: Because I banged my... my... my... (points)
Me: Your thigh?
L3: Yes, my side... on the pew.
Me: (cuddling) Oh poor you. Oh well, you haven't broken anything.
L3: Yes, because I can still limp! (Limps away)
Me: No, why?
L3: Because I banged my... my... my... (points)
Me: Your thigh?
L3: Yes, my side... on the pew.
Me: (cuddling) Oh poor you. Oh well, you haven't broken anything.
L3: Yes, because I can still limp! (Limps away)