I totally have "writer's block" now - AKA it is hard to go back to your regular writing life after some sort of black-out writing EPISODE where you could churn out 5000 words of handjobs a day and the only impediment to doing so was needing to sometimes take a break to actually act like a functional human being who interacts with humans/nurtures ( Read more... )

Title: Patience, a Steady Hand
Author: Helen
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC-17
Size: ~43,000
Summary: 821 A.D. Arthur is in the nightmare business. Eames is a thief, a liar, and versatile with a pen.
Warnings: Rape, attempted rape, coercive sex, dubiously consensual sex, physical and emotional abuse, violence, sexual violence ( Read more... )

I want to thank all of you for your kind comments on my Natty Bumppo post - I generally try (and don't do a very good job) to answer all the comments I get, but there's a difference between saying "hey, thank you, I worked hard on that!" when someone says "I really liked that part with Eames' dong," and trying to answer someone saying "I'm glad ( Read more... )

It is 5:41 am and apparently I am awake in order to write about Vikings. I have reached the NESTING BOXES portion of writing, where every scene you write suddenly makes you realize you need a whole new scene or three somewhere else or have to spent 30 minutes drawing floorplans of stone huts or realizing that you have characters hauling laundry a ( Read more... )

VIKING UPDATE:

words: 25,000
self: STILL BANANAS
Time spent perusing Viking Answer Lady for Historical Accuracy verification purposes: hours
Primary emotion on discovering that COCK is not the hugest word in this wordle I made of my working document which I have pasted under the cut: complete and utter incredulity.

( surprise! it appears to be a tie between back and hand, with a valiant showing from bed, mouth, face, and like )

I promise to restrict myself to one post about VIKINGS a day, and to not pepper you with knowledge that maybe you will wish you didn't have, like, Vikings called homosexual dudes "soft cats!" Also, vikings had maple trees. and shears! It's unclear as yet whether they used said shears to crop their unruly slaves' hair and whether said hair was ( Read more... )

VIKINGS. It is ON, babies, ON UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN.

I would like to call your attention to this beyond amazing fan art by paperflower86 that made me seal clap in glee - as well as this DELIGHTFUL, EXTREMELY ARTISTIC AND OBVIOUSLY HISTORICALLY ACCURATE MANIP that is a true depiction the inner landscape of my soul at the moment. WIP format isn't going to work ( Read more... )