sex positive.

[helenish]

So last night the Bandit and I were repeatedly awakened by mice in the Bandit's closet attempting to CHEW THEIR WAY OUT through the door. Or sharpening their teeth. Or...I don't know, but it took us groggy ages to figure out what the fuck it was, so, consequently, I am fucking exhausted today, and have been forced to put Dream Jeopardy Categories

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[helenish]

Yes, yes, like the final convo at the end of 'Conversion' that was just so awkward. Somehow I think John would feel 547457347 times worse about having forced alien sex with Telya because Rodney's just, well, Rodney.

Oh god, John would DIE of embarrassment if he had to have sex with Teyla. I think he'd probably have a hard time getting it up, frankly, and she would be very calm and encouraging and then he'd REALLY have a hard time getting it up. Whereas, you know, ROdney is just RODNEY, fuckit, and Rodney's kind of nasty about it, and makes John do all the work, and threatens him with a sexuall harrassment lawsuit, and then gets really pink and makes lots of noises, and John is turned on from about the time that Rodney pulls down the zipper on his windbreaker.

Yeah, I just - I mean, I think, given a choice, I sort of buy Elizabeth/John SLIGHTLY more than John/Teyla. I know there are all these stories where Rodney and John are HOT for each other, but shut it down because they work together, but then they're STILL hot for each other, so they decide to be together, anyhow, and it works, because neither of them have any self-control. But I think Teyla WOULD shut it down, and then meditate a lot, and possibly get herself a new boyfriend (I vote Zelenka!) and that would be that. Just, John/Teyla in CANON would be about the most convincing argument that John Sheppard is totally, totally, totally gay ever, I imagine.

[eleveninches]

My Season One het OTP was actually Carson/Teyla, if only for the hilarity value. She'd beat up anyone who makes fun of him, and then he'd wrap her hands in bandages and tell her violence isn't the answer. And then they'd have mad crazy sex.

[ashteth]

John/Teyla in CANON would be about the most convincing argument that John Sheppard is totally, totally, totally gay ever

Oh... wow... Word.

i had the same feelings over Malcolm Reed in 'Enterprise' - his liking of T'Pol's bum, plus writing goodbye letters to every "girl" in the San Fransisco area (San Fransisco, fer Chrissakes, Star Fleet is sooo gay) just out-an-out proved he was gay as a shopful of pink parasols.

Maybe the SGC just magically attracts gay pilots *coff*JackO'Neill*coff*