sex positive.

[helenish]

So last night the Bandit and I were repeatedly awakened by mice in the Bandit's closet attempting to CHEW THEIR WAY OUT through the door. Or sharpening their teeth. Or...I don't know, but it took us groggy ages to figure out what the fuck it was, so, consequently, I am fucking exhausted today, and have been forced to put Dream Jeopardy Categories

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[thisisbone]

I'm sure there are better things I could say than just ::huminaRononhumina:: but that's pretty much what he reduces me to. I think he has chemistry with his gun, those mashed potatoes, the back of Teyla's head and most trees he walks by.

Oh. And John Sheppard.

John Sheppard has absolutely no sexual tension or chemistry with anyone, ever. He doesn't like to be touched.

From the minute I saw him leaning against that MANnequin in "Duet", watching Our Boy Ronon open up a can of whupass on John's subordinates, I've seen it. A little *zing* in his interactions with Ronon. A little more pep in his step, a willingness to let Ronon into his personal space, a willingness to be touched. ::sigh::

Damn, they make me happy.

[helenish]

oh, it's TRUE about Ronon. It's like he just stored up all his interaction and chemistry with people the whole time he was on the run, and now it's just coming out like an EXPLOSION. I think he might make people spontaneously start to make out just by walking by.

[lolaraincoat]

we say YES to sex and NO to just about everything else! Oberlin!

(Um, but, I just don't see Elizabeth as an Oberlin grad -- how'd she get from there to the State dept.? Dickinson, sure, but Oberlin? She'd never get the security clearance.)

[lolaraincoat]

Hell, on every single applicant. It's under T, for Troublemaker (those who attended) or else just Troublemaker-wannabe (those who didn't.)

[tingler]

I think you pegged Liz's extra-curriculars *exactly*. And she so wants Ronon, though I'm not sure *she* quite realizes it yet. (He, of course, does.)

The rest had me laughing so hard I almost forgot to mention the peppermint oil. Mice really hate it. Plug up any mousey holes you find with cotton soaked in it and they should go away.

[eleveninches]

My favourite thing about the John/Teyla dynamic is that she doesn't seem to be attracted to him at all. It's like on the first ep she thought, "Hello, hot stuff," and then he opened his mouth and she went, "Maybe not."

[helenish]

right! exactly! But it's not because she thinks he's gross or ugly or stupid or annoying. She genuinely likes him. She just doesn't want to have sex with him. At all. Ever.

I mean, stories where John and Rodney have to do it together to save Atlantis are FINE, because they secretly want each other, but imagine the really horrible and embarrassing sex John and Teyla would have.

[eleveninches]

Yes, yes, like the final convo at the end of 'Conversion' that was just so awkward. Somehow I think John would feel 547457347 times worse about having forced alien sex with Telya because Rodney's just, well, Rodney.

Although on a side note, I hope that ep + The Long Goodbye wasn't the writers thinking they're being sneaky by later having John/Telya and being all, "But we hinted at it in Season Two! Don't you people pay attention?" because unbelievable much? But then again, anything is better than John/Elizabeth (jizabeth, har har), so I don't know. I hope SGA remains romance-free.

[helenish]

Yes, yes, like the final convo at the end of 'Conversion' that was just so awkward. Somehow I think John would feel 547457347 times worse about having forced alien sex with Telya because Rodney's just, well, Rodney. Oh god, John would DIE of embarrassment if he had to have sex with Teyla. I think he'd probably have a hard time getting it up, frankly, and she would be very calm and encouraging and then he'd REALLY have a hard time getting it up. Whereas, you know, ROdney is just RODNEY, fuckit, and Rodney's kind of nasty about it, and makes John do all the work, and threatens him with a sexuall harrassment lawsuit, and then gets really pink and makes lots of noises, and John is turned on from about the time that Rodney pulls down the zipper on his windbreaker

[laughingacademy]

Rodney McKay’s Dream Jeopardy Categories

1. Idiot subordinates
2. Caffeine & theobromine: the stuff of life
3. Idiot superiors
4. "Science"-fiction (Please shut up about the flux capacitors)
5. Military babes
6. My better instincts, and how they’re going to get me killed one day
7. Cats

[helenish]

hee hee HEE!

[eliade]

*glee*

I'm envisioning him slapping his palm down on the buzzer and angrily yelling out the correct answers before anyone else can open their mouths.

[laughingacademy]

Oh my God. Rodney would be absolutely terrifying on Jeopardy. And he’d be really indignant if the only category left were sports: “I’m sorry, I think you have me confused with my teammate, Colonel John ‘Hail Mary/Flea Flicker’ Sheppard.”