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A Story by me! with influence by George Carlin
Please count the Superfluous Redundant Pleonastic Tautologies
My fellow countrymen and female women, I speak to you as coequals, knowing that you are deserving of the honest truth. And let me prewarn you in advance, my subject matter concerns a serious crisis caused by an event in my past history: the execution-style murder of a security guard on a delivery truck. At that particular point in time, I found my own self in a depp depression, making mental errors which seemed as though they might threaten my future plans. I am not over-exaggerating.
I needed a new beginning, so I decided to pay a social visit to a personal friend with whom I share the same mutual objectives and who is one of the most unique individuals I have ever met. The end result was an unexpected surprise. When i reiterated again to her the sure fact that i neaded a fresh start, she said i was exactly right; and as an added plus, she came up with a final solution that fit absolutely perfect.
Based on her past experience, she felt we needed to join together in a common bond for a combined total of 24 hours a day, in order to find some new iniatives. What a novel innovation! And as an extra bonus, she presented me with the free gift of a tuna fish. Right Away I noticed an immediate positive improvement. And although my Recovery is not totally complete, the sum total is I feel much better knowing I am not uniqely alone.
Please count the Superfluous Redundant Pleonastic Tautologies
My fellow countrymen and female women, I speak to you as coequals, knowing that you are deserving of the honest truth. And let me prewarn you in advance, my subject matter concerns a serious crisis caused by an event in my past history: the execution-style murder of a security guard on a delivery truck. At that particular point in time, I found my own self in a depp depression, making mental errors which seemed as though they might threaten my future plans. I am not over-exaggerating.
I needed a new beginning, so I decided to pay a social visit to a personal friend with whom I share the same mutual objectives and who is one of the most unique individuals I have ever met. The end result was an unexpected surprise. When i reiterated again to her the sure fact that i neaded a fresh start, she said i was exactly right; and as an added plus, she came up with a final solution that fit absolutely perfect.
Based on her past experience, she felt we needed to join together in a common bond for a combined total of 24 hours a day, in order to find some new iniatives. What a novel innovation! And as an extra bonus, she presented me with the free gift of a tuna fish. Right Away I noticed an immediate positive improvement. And although my Recovery is not totally complete, the sum total is I feel much better knowing I am not uniqely alone.