Does anyone else wish
they could grab that woman
There on the side
In that ridiculous pose
Turn her around
Bend her arms and legs
Take down her hair
Hike up her skirt
Bend her forward at the waist
And repeat the caption:
'Zap. Bang. Done.
Call now!'
I suppose I'm the only one.
Picking filet mignon out of my teeth with a twist-tie
Can't even bother with a proper
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