May 04, 2006 14:27
1. Always wave people when you’re driving along, it’s nice
2. Bend your knees when you’re at the plate
3. Butter is NOT the same as margarine
4. “We’ll see” is the safest answer
5. Those stars that are moving are satellites
6. If you carve you’re initials into Granny’s walls, you’ll get spanked
7. When you just have your permit you have to go 20mph in a 25mph zone
8. White Sox are the best
9. You CAN start a campfire without lighter fluid
10. When you’re in the woods and you see a baby deer and a mama deer…….run!