As I was walking back from the dentist today, I saw a new Dodge Viper, and I was struck with a nearly irresistible urge to hug it. Shortly thereafter, a good looking Greenpeace volunteer flirted with me. Then, as I was going by the Trinity church park, I saw Ozzy Osbourne sitting on a park bench next to another guy with an electric guitar ( Read more... )

I really miss my brains. And now have Accountancy Shanty stuck in my head. Accounting is lots slower when your head feels as though it has been invaded by marshmallow peeps. Which is how it has felt for the last three days. I feel seriously stupid. I really do hope this thing isn't eating all of my precious brain cell. (Yes, the singular was ( Read more... )

"Remember to spend a moment contemplating the rich white men who didn't want to pay their taxes. Without them we wouldn't have Hollywood, the internet, or the space program." (Bill Thanis ( Read more... )

( It's official. A real doctor has confirmed that I have problems due to a screw being loose in my head. )

Well, it is apparently that time of the year again. Yes, it's Leah's semi-annual mind splitting, tear producing, dentist cursing, floor pounding, ball curling circus of severe tooth pain for several weeks on end. Yeah. I wish I could tell what brings it on so badly, but I can't, and neither can four out of four dentists so far. With any luck, ( Read more... )