Apr 03, 2005 16:29
Bay-sic (a return)
A POME BY HEIDENREICH!!!
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To my roots I shall return.
Your body I shall now burn.
Your melted flesh smells so nice.
Stop bringing up Heidi Fleiss.
Oh how I hate every one of you all...
I will now make Louie Anderson fall.
He shall fall down so deep into the frog mine...
And perish so nicely and die so very fine.
My balls, they smell like some rotten garlic...
It is maybe because of a Michael named Vick.
He tosses the barl, tosses it unto himself...
it is the QB toss that put Otis Nixon on the shelf.
Where are you Terry Pendleton? Where have you gone?
Maybe you're dead, or you just set up us the bomb.
All the fags of the world, unite with me now...
We can say FUCK THE WORLD! And... HOW NOW BROWN COW?!!!
Yes I am a hoss, and yes you're not my boss...
so you go to hell, and fuck David Cross.
Buddy Lee is finally dead, I grated him like cheese...
locked in a figure four, and worked on his knees.
He tapped.
Leg snapped.
Power zapped.
BOB SAPP'D
Eating action figures is the style that I choose...
Then I remeber the phrase, cheaters never lose.
Or was that 'never win'? I can't seem to remember...
I gave Tenryu a chop block and he fell... I said TIMBER!
Upon your fagget faces I shall throw forth my juices...
We can play a game of poker but I win with two deuces.
Oh how I wish I could wrassle for you tonight...
but seeing Paul Orndorf gave me such a fright.
I mean... I just mean... Come on... he looks poor.
I don't think he can be called Mr Wonderful anymore.
Yes yes I know he has a serious condition...
But that will not stop Gary Spivey from his mission.
YOU ARE NOT MY BOSS
I'M STILL A GOD DAMNED HOSS
GO TO DOUBLE HELL!