IT IS ALMOST APRIL FOOLS!!!!

Mar 30, 2005 17:58

HA ha ha it is almost time!
Time to get it on with a rhyme!
I do not stutter I do not mumble...
We can get together for the Wrestle Rock Rumble!

STEP OFF!
I SAID STEP OFF!
HEIDENREICH SAYS TO STEP THE FUCK OFF!
SO DO IT!
DO IT!
DO IT OR DIE!

Can you hear the music they are playing?
And can't you hear the things they are saying?
They play a little Foghat...
They say that I am not fat.
They are right and they are correct.
YES YOU CAN BE BOTH so go to heck.
OH MY I almost cursed out loud.
I would not be able to sit in the clouds...
With the man you call Jesus...but I call him Larry.
I call him Larry because he was a stooge.
The one with curly hair who was a slightly cool dude.
Skip Rogers told me to eat all my veggies,
We played Master Blaster on the Nes with White, Reggie.

SO STEP OFF YOUNG BABA!
STEP OFF WITH YOUR RIB CAGE!
SO STEP OFF OH SWEET BABA!
ITS TIME TO TURN THE PAGE!

*incomming transmission*

*commencing Beastie Boys style*

My name is Heidenreich and I'm here to STAY!
You don't want none of me or none of this HAY!
That shit's for horses that say FUCKING NAY!
That means no if you vote, yes is YAY!
That also means you're happy and no not GAY!
When the wind blows some trees like to SWAY!
We should all go to the grave of Mr BRAY!
He bossed a Flashy dude who liked to PLAY!
Yeah now let's get naked and start to PRAY!

STEP OFF!
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