mile high birfday
So it looks like I made it to 33. I'm in Denver right now, I drove out here because I had a fun time here a few years ago and either way, I'm guessing it will be a better New Years Eve than rural Iowa.
A Nebraska state trooper gave me a ticket on my birthday on the way here. While he was lecturing me for going NINETY-TWO on interstate 80, his smokey-the-bear hat was blown aloft by the wind and Trooper McGrouch had to scurry about to reclaim it!
I bought Lady GaGa's CD at a truck stop and played it repeatedly the rest of the way. It's simultaneously awful/good (awfood).
Now I'm going to go take a nap on the immense Sheraton bed.
A Nebraska state trooper gave me a ticket on my birthday on the way here. While he was lecturing me for going NINETY-TWO on interstate 80, his smokey-the-bear hat was blown aloft by the wind and Trooper McGrouch had to scurry about to reclaim it!
I bought Lady GaGa's CD at a truck stop and played it repeatedly the rest of the way. It's simultaneously awful/good (awfood).
Now I'm going to go take a nap on the immense Sheraton bed.