12 pounds?! You're fat...

[hedda1920]

It's been so, so long since last I live journal-ed. Lucky for you all, I have really exciting things to talk about...as usual

Comments

[linusrichard]

Speaking as someone who is very interested in competitions, rules, sportsmanship, cheating, etc., I can tell you without hesitation that drinking detox tea is not cheating at your contest. Unless there was some bullshit agreement like, "Using the methods endorsed by Jenny Craig..." or something. But from the sounds of it, you're fine.

[hedda1920]

My boss was totally going to cheat. I can't remember exactly what she said she was going to do...maybe lie...I don't know. Anyway, she's so stupid she told me she was thinking about doing that, so I pistol whipped her and now she's not going to do it.

P.S. Tell Steph I said thanks for letting me borrow her gun.

[linusrichard]

She says it's "her" gun, but it's actually registered to some doctor upstate. If you use it for anything more than whipping your boss, be sure to wipe it and ditch it, k?

[hedda1920]

oh, yeah...i, um...yeah. ditch it. no problem...

[goatfarmer2b]

good luck! show 'em who can really lose weight! yeah!

[hedda1920]

Thanks. I don't think I'm meant to win, but I'm going to try. Today is weigh day. My boss gained! Haha...sucka! I lost 8/10 of a pound, which was actually surprising. I did a lot of eating last week...had to get ready for company. (You know, Aunt Flo.) The other two girls haven't weighed in yet, but one of them told me she thinks she lost like 3 pounds. The first week [back to] JC is a bigger drop. Water weight. Anyway, thanks for the encouragement.

[caywood]

I have drank the detox tea and I really like the way it tasted. I should buy another box of it. They also have Peach Detox. You can totally win this contest. And a costume party at t-day sounds like a GREAT idea. I totally want in on that!!!!!!

[hedda1920]

I liked the way it tasted, but I don't feel like it did anything to me. Rick said I probably don't have that many toxins in me to begin with.

Was that you volunteering to organize a costume party?...

[dreampeanut]

I think that you should write, direct, and star in an HBO miniseries called "The Craig". Now that I've said this, the rest is up to you.

[hedda1920]

Would you be willing to settle for a rock opera performed by locals?

[dreampeanut]

Only if those locals set the stage on fire with salsa and merengue dancing.

[hedda1920]

Is salsa flammable?