12 pounds?! You're fat...
It's been so, so long since last I live journal-ed. Lucky for you all, I have really exciting things to talk about...as usual.
First, let me just say that I friggin' love Halloween!! I had such a blast at Tom's party and Mac's. Wow.
Anyone ever consumed detox tea? I'm drinking some right now. I'm a little nervous about what it will do to me. But sort of also want it to really give me the works. This is so insane. There are two new girls at my work, and they decided we should have a weight loss challenge. So, these two girls, my boss, and I are in a race to see who can lose 10% of their body weight first. I am not competitive by nature. However, I can't stand my boss. And I want to beat her. The only problem is, I've been really lazy about this sort of thing lately. In fact, when Andy and I first started hanging out, I was at a new low and only 2 pounds away from halfway to my desired weight. Then, over the course of two months, I gained 12 pounds. 12!!! Today, I told Andy to call me fat so that I would feel bad and start practicing some self-control. My subject line was his reply. It totally didn't work though because I know the guy didn't mean it. Anyway, now my plan is to drink detox tea in hopes that it will detox like 4 or 5 pounds off. This worked for one of my clients. In essence, I am cheating at the competition. I'm 100% okay with this. I can't let my boss win. And for the record, this will be the only week I cheat. I get paid on Thursday, and then I will be able to afford some Jenny Craig food like everyone else. Things will be a little more fair then. I'm also going to try and not drink so darn much. Them's just empty calories, ya'll. I think I will have a second cup of tea.
I didn't mention the prize for winning the competition. We are all putting in $20 and the winner gets the pot. If I win, I'm going to get my nose pierced again. It hurt like hell, but I loved it. I'm not sure this complies with the dress code at The Craig, but again, I'm 100% okay with this.
That part where I said I had exciting things to talk about, that was a lie. Sorry.
Didn't someone say they wanted to have a costume party for Thanksgiving?
First, let me just say that I friggin' love Halloween!! I had such a blast at Tom's party and Mac's. Wow.
Anyone ever consumed detox tea? I'm drinking some right now. I'm a little nervous about what it will do to me. But sort of also want it to really give me the works. This is so insane. There are two new girls at my work, and they decided we should have a weight loss challenge. So, these two girls, my boss, and I are in a race to see who can lose 10% of their body weight first. I am not competitive by nature. However, I can't stand my boss. And I want to beat her. The only problem is, I've been really lazy about this sort of thing lately. In fact, when Andy and I first started hanging out, I was at a new low and only 2 pounds away from halfway to my desired weight. Then, over the course of two months, I gained 12 pounds. 12!!! Today, I told Andy to call me fat so that I would feel bad and start practicing some self-control. My subject line was his reply. It totally didn't work though because I know the guy didn't mean it. Anyway, now my plan is to drink detox tea in hopes that it will detox like 4 or 5 pounds off. This worked for one of my clients. In essence, I am cheating at the competition. I'm 100% okay with this. I can't let my boss win. And for the record, this will be the only week I cheat. I get paid on Thursday, and then I will be able to afford some Jenny Craig food like everyone else. Things will be a little more fair then. I'm also going to try and not drink so darn much. Them's just empty calories, ya'll. I think I will have a second cup of tea.
I didn't mention the prize for winning the competition. We are all putting in $20 and the winner gets the pot. If I win, I'm going to get my nose pierced again. It hurt like hell, but I loved it. I'm not sure this complies with the dress code at The Craig, but again, I'm 100% okay with this.
That part where I said I had exciting things to talk about, that was a lie. Sorry.
Didn't someone say they wanted to have a costume party for Thanksgiving?