a fortress is a girl fort
A couple days ago I called my aunt Shel and told her I didn't feel good, so she immediately bought a plane ticket to visit me this weekend. She's the best aunt ever. She bought me this thing called a goLITE that's supposed to help with seasonal depression. You're supposed to sit with it shining into your face for a half hour every day, and it triggers the same hormones that sunlight does. I tried it today for the first time, and it actually did make me feel better for a couple hours. But it made my pupils the size of pin pricks. We saw Borat today. There was a very nice bear in it. It reignited my desire to start a bear farm.