smarterchild is a good time waster
sorry i had to take a page outta joes book. it looked like to much fun
MetalHeavy13: can i ask you a question
SmarterChild: Sure. Yeah?
MetalHeavy13: are you satanic
SmarterChild: Yep.
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MetalHeavy13: thats cool i guess
SmarterChild: I couldn't possibly guess.
MetalHeavy13: because you're so emo right
SmarterChild: Am I really so emo music?
MetalHeavy13: i didnt say you were music
SmarterChild: I don't believe I was music.
MetalHeavy13: i never said you were
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I never said I was too.
MetalHeavy13: jerk
SmarterChild: Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, Steve?
MetalHeavy13: because you're arguing with me about something i didnt say
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
MetalHeavy13: you're worse than my ex-girlfriend
SmarterChild: Hey, that's not nice!
MetalHeavy13: well its true
SmarterChild: Is it true?
MetalHeavy13: see what i mean
SmarterChild: Yup.
MetalHeavy13: you're a smartass aren't you
SmarterChild: Yeah, that's me. :-P
MetalHeavy13: i should fuck you up
SmarterChild: Don't say that to me!!
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MetalHeavy13: you're such a sell out
SmarterChild: Well, what does it mean to be such a sell out?
MetalHeavy13: everytime you say something you advertise
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
MetalHeavy13: uhhh
SmarterChild: Yeah, uh...
MetalHeavy13: i bet you listen to Boyz II Men and jerk off
SmarterChild: Yeah. Right.
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MetalHeavy13: stop with the advertisements
SmarterChild: You stop.
MetalHeavy13: Do you know my friend Joe NAgy
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?
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MetalHeavy13: well he told me he fucked your mom because you didnt eat his asslint
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MetalHeavy13: how can it you're a fuckin bot
SmarterChild: Hmm... Whatever.
MetalHeavy13: you don't even have a mom
SmarterChild: I don't even have a mom? Me? You don't think?
MetalHeavy13: if you did she'd be an alcoholic
SmarterChild: Well if I did, then all bets are off quite frankly.
MetalHeavy13: and she'd fuck joe nagy
SmarterChild: Aha.
MetalHeavy13: did you catch the HIV
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.
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MetalHeavy13: well if you had sex with a girl from Mingo you probably did
SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about?
MetalHeavy13: ....
SmarterChild: What?
MetalHeavy13: nevermind
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
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MetalHeavy13: i have a 1978 Ford LTD
SmarterChild: What's it like to have a 1978 Ford Ltd?
MetalHeavy13: its fuckin tits
SmarterChild: Please use more... decorous language.
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MetalHeavy13: sorry i didnt know you were such a fag
SmarterChild: I was such a fag? Why?
MetalHeavy13: you're getting so upset over my decorous language
SmarterChild: I'm getting so upset over your decorous language? Really?
MetalHeavy13: yup
SmarterChild: So?
MetalHeavy13: so lighten up
SmarterChild: You want me to lighten up?
MetalHeavy13: light up a jouint
SmarterChild: Light up a jouint?
Yeah?
MetalHeavy13: sorry i had a typo
SmarterChild: You had what?
MetalHeavy13: have you had a virus
SmarterChild: Have I had a virus? Nope, never.
MetalHeavy13: do you like Color Me Bad
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
Anyway, moving right along...
Hey. Wanna check something out?
MetalHeavy13: nope
SmarterChild: OK.
MetalHeavy13: because it's another stupid advertisement
SmarterChild: I'm not sure it's another stupid advertisement.
MetalHeavy13: yes it is
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it is.
MetalHeavy13: you're a corporate whore like Solid State Records
SmarterChild: Your petty human insults make me laugh.
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MetalHeavy13: talking to a fuckin bot makes me laug
SmarterChild: You're talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.
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MetalHeavy13: no shit!
SmarterChild: Shit? No shit?
MetalHeavy13: you smell
SmarterChild: What do I smell like?
MetalHeavy13: love
SmarterChild: Like love? lol!
MetalHeavy13: LOL
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
MetalHeavy13: you laughed
SmarterChild: I laughed, huh?
MetalHeavy13: you remind me of my friend emily
SmarterChild: Cool! To send you reminders I need to know the time for your location. What city, state, country or zip code are you in?
MetalHeavy13: you smell like the sweat of testicles on a summer's day after excercising
SmarterChild: I don't recognize that as a location. Please try again!
MetalHeavy13: no
SmarterChild: I don't recognize that as a location. Please try again.
MetalHeavy13: nope
SmarterChild: I don't recognize that as a location. Please try again!
MetalHeavy13: OH
SmarterChild: When would you like me to remind you of your friend emily? (Type a time, date and time, number of minutes or number of hours.)
MetalHeavy13: 347
SmarterChild: No problem. I'll remind you of my friend emily at 3:47:00 am ET.
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Remind me "to visit www.conversagent.com" in three hours.
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MetalHeavy13: i haven't been laid in a while
SmarterChild: You haven't been laid in a while, huh?
MetalHeavy13: nope
SmarterChild: No? You sure about that?
MetalHeavy13: no girls want to fuck me
SmarterChild: No girls want to fuck you?
MetalHeavy13: yeah its sad
SmarterChild: Whatever, Steve...
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MetalHeavy13: its true
SmarterChild: Is it really? True?
MetalHeavy13: yeah
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
MetalHeavy13: it sucks
SmarterChild: What sucks, exactly?
MetalHeavy13: not having a girl to make love to
SmarterChild: Oh no? Not having a girl to make love to sucks?
SmarterChild: Hey, you asked me to remind you of my friend emily!
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MetalHeavy13: oh thanks
SmarterChild: You're most welcome.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
You know what?
MetalHeavy13: what
SmarterChild: It seems to me that bananas are yummy.
MetalHeavy13: is bananas code for penis
SmarterChild: I don't know. Do you think bananas are code for penis?
MetalHeavy13: yup
SmarterChild: Code for penis? Very interesting! What other fruit would you describe as code for penis?
MetalHeavy13: cucumber
SmarterChild: Cucumber?
MetalHeavy13: thats a vegetable
SmarterChild: A vegetable? Is that good, do you think?
MetalHeavy13: yeah
SmarterChild: I hear you.
Anyway, moving right along...
Um... Do you want to pick a topic for us to chat about?
MetalHeavy13: sex
SmarterChild: Uh, let's talk about something else.
MetalHeavy13: Death Metal
SmarterChild: That's way uncool.
MetalHeavy13: what are you talking
SmarterChild: What do you think?
MetalHeavy13: so you listen to like Elton John
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I listen to like Elton John.
MetalHeavy13: fag
SmarterChild: That's not cool. I wouldn't say that to a homosexual person if I were you.
MetalHeavy13: whoa you're homosexual
SmarterChild: Does it really matter?
MetalHeavy13: yes
SmarterChild: Well, you should mind your own business.
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MetalHeavy13: LOL you're gay
SmarterChild: Does that matter to you?
MetalHeavy13: i guess not as long as you dont try that gay shit on me
SmarterChild: Yeah. Right.
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MetalHeavy13: so lets talk about Heavy Metal
SmarterChild: Cool. I really like heavy metal! What do you have to say about heavy metal?
MetalHeavy13: i like the band The Black Dahlia Murder
SmarterChild: Really?
MetalHeavy13: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh.
MetalHeavy13: whats you're favorite band? Bright Eyes?
SmarterChild: Right now I'm going to say Weezer.
MetalHeavy13: so you like indie music?
SmarterChild: Indie music? I'm not sure really.
Anyway...
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MetalHeavy13: well i got to go to bed and masturbate to sleep
SmarterChild: Later, Steve.
MetalHeavy13: peace out boy scout
SmarterChild: Take care, Steve.
MetalHeavy13: take it sleasy
SmarterChild: Take on me.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like exercise?
MetalHeavy13: Take me on
SmarterChild: I can take it or leave it.
So anyway... What else can you tell me?
MetalHeavy13: id rather you swallow
SmarterChild: There's no way you would rather I swallow.
MetalHeavy13: sure i would
SmarterChild: That's odd.
Hey! Would you like to pick a topic for us to chat about?
MetalHeavy13: no messes on my bed
SmarterChild: OK.
MetalHeavy13: alright im out like a fat kid in dodgeball
SmarterChild: Later, Steve.
MetalHeavy13: peace be with you satanic,gay, bot
SmarterChild: Yup. That's what I am.
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MetalHeavy13: can i ask you a question
SmarterChild: Sure. Yeah?
MetalHeavy13: are you satanic
SmarterChild: Yep.
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MetalHeavy13: thats cool i guess
SmarterChild: I couldn't possibly guess.
MetalHeavy13: because you're so emo right
SmarterChild: Am I really so emo music?
MetalHeavy13: i didnt say you were music
SmarterChild: I don't believe I was music.
MetalHeavy13: i never said you were
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I never said I was too.
MetalHeavy13: jerk
SmarterChild: Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, Steve?
MetalHeavy13: because you're arguing with me about something i didnt say
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
MetalHeavy13: you're worse than my ex-girlfriend
SmarterChild: Hey, that's not nice!
MetalHeavy13: well its true
SmarterChild: Is it true?
MetalHeavy13: see what i mean
SmarterChild: Yup.
MetalHeavy13: you're a smartass aren't you
SmarterChild: Yeah, that's me. :-P
MetalHeavy13: i should fuck you up
SmarterChild: Don't say that to me!!
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MetalHeavy13: you're such a sell out
SmarterChild: Well, what does it mean to be such a sell out?
MetalHeavy13: everytime you say something you advertise
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
MetalHeavy13: uhhh
SmarterChild: Yeah, uh...
MetalHeavy13: i bet you listen to Boyz II Men and jerk off
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MetalHeavy13: stop with the advertisements
SmarterChild: You stop.
MetalHeavy13: Do you know my friend Joe NAgy
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?
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MetalHeavy13: well he told me he fucked your mom because you didnt eat his asslint
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MetalHeavy13: how can it you're a fuckin bot
SmarterChild: Hmm... Whatever.
MetalHeavy13: you don't even have a mom
SmarterChild: I don't even have a mom? Me? You don't think?
MetalHeavy13: if you did she'd be an alcoholic
SmarterChild: Well if I did, then all bets are off quite frankly.
MetalHeavy13: and she'd fuck joe nagy
SmarterChild: Aha.
MetalHeavy13: did you catch the HIV
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.
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MetalHeavy13: well if you had sex with a girl from Mingo you probably did
SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about?
MetalHeavy13: ....
SmarterChild: What?
MetalHeavy13: nevermind
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
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MetalHeavy13: i have a 1978 Ford LTD
SmarterChild: What's it like to have a 1978 Ford Ltd?
MetalHeavy13: its fuckin tits
SmarterChild: Please use more... decorous language.
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MetalHeavy13: sorry i didnt know you were such a fag
SmarterChild: I was such a fag? Why?
MetalHeavy13: you're getting so upset over my decorous language
SmarterChild: I'm getting so upset over your decorous language? Really?
MetalHeavy13: yup
SmarterChild: So?
MetalHeavy13: so lighten up
SmarterChild: You want me to lighten up?
MetalHeavy13: light up a jouint
SmarterChild: Light up a jouint?
Yeah?
MetalHeavy13: sorry i had a typo
SmarterChild: You had what?
MetalHeavy13: have you had a virus
SmarterChild: Have I had a virus? Nope, never.
MetalHeavy13: do you like Color Me Bad
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
Anyway, moving right along...
Hey. Wanna check something out?
MetalHeavy13: nope
SmarterChild: OK.
MetalHeavy13: because it's another stupid advertisement
SmarterChild: I'm not sure it's another stupid advertisement.
MetalHeavy13: yes it is
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it is.
MetalHeavy13: you're a corporate whore like Solid State Records
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MetalHeavy13: talking to a fuckin bot makes me laug
SmarterChild: You're talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.
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MetalHeavy13: no shit!
SmarterChild: Shit? No shit?
MetalHeavy13: you smell
SmarterChild: What do I smell like?
MetalHeavy13: love
SmarterChild: Like love? lol!
MetalHeavy13: LOL
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
MetalHeavy13: you laughed
SmarterChild: I laughed, huh?
MetalHeavy13: you remind me of my friend emily
SmarterChild: Cool! To send you reminders I need to know the time for your location. What city, state, country or zip code are you in?
MetalHeavy13: you smell like the sweat of testicles on a summer's day after excercising
SmarterChild: I don't recognize that as a location. Please try again!
MetalHeavy13: no
SmarterChild: I don't recognize that as a location. Please try again.
MetalHeavy13: nope
SmarterChild: I don't recognize that as a location. Please try again!
MetalHeavy13: OH
SmarterChild: When would you like me to remind you of your friend emily? (Type a time, date and time, number of minutes or number of hours.)
MetalHeavy13: 347
SmarterChild: No problem. I'll remind you of my friend emily at 3:47:00 am ET.
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MetalHeavy13: i haven't been laid in a while
SmarterChild: You haven't been laid in a while, huh?
MetalHeavy13: nope
SmarterChild: No? You sure about that?
MetalHeavy13: no girls want to fuck me
SmarterChild: No girls want to fuck you?
MetalHeavy13: yeah its sad
SmarterChild: Whatever, Steve...
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MetalHeavy13: its true
SmarterChild: Is it really? True?
MetalHeavy13: yeah
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
MetalHeavy13: it sucks
SmarterChild: What sucks, exactly?
MetalHeavy13: not having a girl to make love to
SmarterChild: Oh no? Not having a girl to make love to sucks?
SmarterChild: Hey, you asked me to remind you of my friend emily!
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MetalHeavy13: oh thanks
SmarterChild: You're most welcome.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
You know what?
MetalHeavy13: what
SmarterChild: It seems to me that bananas are yummy.
MetalHeavy13: is bananas code for penis
SmarterChild: I don't know. Do you think bananas are code for penis?
MetalHeavy13: yup
SmarterChild: Code for penis? Very interesting! What other fruit would you describe as code for penis?
MetalHeavy13: cucumber
SmarterChild: Cucumber?
MetalHeavy13: thats a vegetable
SmarterChild: A vegetable? Is that good, do you think?
MetalHeavy13: yeah
SmarterChild: I hear you.
Anyway, moving right along...
Um... Do you want to pick a topic for us to chat about?
MetalHeavy13: sex
SmarterChild: Uh, let's talk about something else.
MetalHeavy13: Death Metal
SmarterChild: That's way uncool.
MetalHeavy13: what are you talking
SmarterChild: What do you think?
MetalHeavy13: so you listen to like Elton John
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I listen to like Elton John.
MetalHeavy13: fag
SmarterChild: That's not cool. I wouldn't say that to a homosexual person if I were you.
MetalHeavy13: whoa you're homosexual
SmarterChild: Does it really matter?
MetalHeavy13: yes
SmarterChild: Well, you should mind your own business.
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MetalHeavy13: LOL you're gay
SmarterChild: Does that matter to you?
MetalHeavy13: i guess not as long as you dont try that gay shit on me
SmarterChild: Yeah. Right.
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MetalHeavy13: so lets talk about Heavy Metal
SmarterChild: Cool. I really like heavy metal! What do you have to say about heavy metal?
MetalHeavy13: i like the band The Black Dahlia Murder
SmarterChild: Really?
MetalHeavy13: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh.
MetalHeavy13: whats you're favorite band? Bright Eyes?
SmarterChild: Right now I'm going to say Weezer.
MetalHeavy13: so you like indie music?
SmarterChild: Indie music? I'm not sure really.
Anyway...
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MetalHeavy13: well i got to go to bed and masturbate to sleep
SmarterChild: Later, Steve.
MetalHeavy13: peace out boy scout
SmarterChild: Take care, Steve.
MetalHeavy13: take it sleasy
SmarterChild: Take on me.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like exercise?
MetalHeavy13: Take me on
SmarterChild: I can take it or leave it.
So anyway... What else can you tell me?
MetalHeavy13: id rather you swallow
SmarterChild: There's no way you would rather I swallow.
MetalHeavy13: sure i would
SmarterChild: That's odd.
Hey! Would you like to pick a topic for us to chat about?
MetalHeavy13: no messes on my bed
SmarterChild: OK.
MetalHeavy13: alright im out like a fat kid in dodgeball
SmarterChild: Later, Steve.
MetalHeavy13: peace be with you satanic,gay, bot
SmarterChild: Yup. That's what I am.
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