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Well had a good day today. Wound up waking up around noon to shit in the living room AGAIN. I dont know what the hell is up with my dog. She is totally housebroken, and can wake us up to try and go play with other dogs outside, but cant wake us up so she can take a shit? WTF? Anyway Trav once again cleaned it up *hugs*. I made plans to go out with my friend Chris later that afternoon and jumped on the partyline. Found a whole bunch of people wanting dances today and gave them all my number, so far, 4 out of 5 flaked. I think I figured out the key to all this shit. I need to jump on exactly when I want a client, and only count on one at a time, instead of arranging ones for later that evening. It gives them a chance to not only find a cheaper dancer, but to second guess there decision to get teased by a naked chick for a good amount of cash. Anyhow, Chris and I went out, had coffee, and got stoned in the park. I found out something FUCKED up. Chris mentioned he knew someone around my area of town, and I also knew the person he was refering to. This someone I know (names have been left out to protect cheating whores) has a man and has been with him awhile, Chris said she was on the net and offered to have him comeover and give him a BJ. I was in shock. How WHORISH. I took two quizes, one about my perfect man and the other about my perfect woman (since im pretty bi). I agree with the perfect woman results as Catherine Zeta Jones is pretty damn hot, especially in that picture. Its the perfect man I have a problem with. When has ANYONE known me to like spics?? Heh, never!!! I would rather become a full out Les. I posted both results anyhow! Byes for now!



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