Pie
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So last night I made a blueberry-lemon pie. It's good...
In like 10 minutes I have to go to Justin Major's birthday party. My mom called my up and told me. She said it's because his parents are her friends. I DON'T WANNA GO TO YOUR FRIEND'S KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. I don't even know him.
So then finally after arguing for about 5 minutes on the phone she mentioned that he was getting an iPod and maybe I could show him how to use it.
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OH, SO THAT'S WHY YOU WANT ME TO GO. I'M NOT RETARDED, MOM. How stupid do you think I am? Ever since I got my iPod on that fateful December 31, I've helped about 10 of my mom's friends out with theirs. Now, the ones who pay me for uploading all my 864 SONGS, I'm very grateful. And now she talks about iPods like she's an expert. "Have you tried checking the ram?" IPODS DON'T HAVE RAM, MOM. COMPUTERS DO.
So, anyway, I'm gonna have a miserable time at this birthday party and I'm gonna be complaining the whole time. Don't I just put the fun into everything?
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Here's a nice little conversation between one Josh Talun and one Emily Wheeler. The subject: JT has had one girlfriend. For two months.
SnoBoardChik104: have you ever had a girlfriend?
Jt FiLms ExisTs1: of course, not in wilson, sadly enough, but yes, shockingly enough, jt has had a girlfriend
SnoBoardChik104: for what..a week?
Jt FiLms ExisTs1: ah HA! two months
Muahahahahahahaha.....
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Well, that's all. I guess I'll scan something random and be done with you.
Snooooooowwwmannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...
-Jon