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araeph in heave_ho

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Jan 28, 2007 22:41

Hello, everyone. This is Elizabeth Swann, fresh from the Official Fanfiction University of the Caribbean Islands. My primary function is to assist in forcing fangirls to learn, through pain, to be better authors. I am here, however, in response to an emergency ( Read more... )

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Comments 27

gott1172 January 29 2007, 04:57:26 UTC

Norrington/goat???? Now, that's just wrong....

araeph January 30 2007, 03:14:54 UTC

What's even worse is its solitary review.

that was...unique. I could totally imagine Norrie having dreams about a goat...lovleh, hehe. Good job!

Can you imagine? There is someone out there who found this fanfic to be a plausible and well-written story.

lostwiginity June 18 2007, 19:47:20 UTC

There's always people who don't have a sense of taste.

Sylvia? drama_dork January 29 2007, 05:27:46 UTC

How ironic that I just saw Edward Albee's "The Goat, or Who is Sylvia?" performed last night (also about a Man/Goat relationship)! I haven't even read the fic yet...let's just hope that Norrington's goat meet's a less grisley end than Sylvia...

shieldmaidenjen January 29 2007, 06:02:46 UTC

Better version:

He could only think of the goat. But he looked out into the rain and didn't see it. Imposter-bestiality-loving!Norrington asked with great concern, "Where's the goat?" Suddenly a bloody goat leg fell on top of the car onto the boat! The goat was dead, eaten by the T-rexKraken. OH NOES!

So imposter-bestiality-loving!Norrington ran for the bathroom nearby his cabin, but unfortunately the T-rex Kraken broke through the door and ate him.

And then the real Norrington came out of hiding, and all was well in the Land of Canon.

araeph January 30 2007, 03:16:20 UTC

Ha! It all makes perfect sense, now.

erinya January 29 2007, 07:48:07 UTC

This story has to be a joke...right?

*hides*

The MST-ing was funny though!

mythtaken January 29 2007, 11:12:30 UTC

Why did I click on that lj-cut? DEAR GOD WHY?

Still, I do like to start my week with some nice sword-fighting-based innuendo, so I thank you for that. :D

Have you revived yet, Araeph? Do you need us to send round some smelling salts?

araeph January 30 2007, 03:17:09 UTC

...unh...

Yeah, I'll be okay. This just reminded me of why I used to be in the PPC.

Come to think of it, maybe it's time to return my agents to active duty.

mythtaken January 30 2007, 18:21:16 UTC

Only used to be?

The continuum needs more porotecting from this gunk. *Shudders.*