The Black Pearl isn't nearly as important as Lily Lamont!

[araeph]

Note: If it seems like I have abandoned the "enter" key, it's actually the Suethor's original formatting.

TITLE: Meeting Destiny
CULPRIT: SapphireSparrow
SUMMARY: Jack meets his destiny in a bar....who knew drinking all that rum would finally pay off
Best Line:"No woman will ever take your place." he said stroking her hair

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[frabjously]

"No woman will ever take your place." he said stroking her hair.

"Or ship?" she asked knowing that he loved the Pearl more than anything

"No, you bring freedom to my heart, no ship can do that."

*splutterCOUGHsplutterCURSE* &*^JHLGJGR^&R&^$$^&&()^!!! NOOO! NOT THE PEARL!!! *sporks* Goddamnit. I don't care who you make Jack fall in love with anymore, just... just leave him and the Pearl alone. OK?

her loose dark brown curls were hypnotizing as they bounced

I have a really weird image of this in my head. Like: "Look into my curls... watch them bounce... you are getting very sleepy."

[mythtaken]

What wonderfully anachronistic dress sense this Sue has! Hipster breeches and a strapless, backless slinky dress that laces in the front? I don't even know how the latter would be physically possible. (Anyway, speaking as someone who has worn 17th/18th century costume I can reliably inform you that it consists of many, many layers of - sometimes itchy - fabric and nothing ever sits low on the hips, dangerously or otherwise.)

"Ye have no idea what it's like to be payed to have sex with old nasty fat men " Well, I don't know. Exactly how did Jack barter passage off that island?
Hah!

[bizarreoptimism]

Well, I don't know. Exactly how did Jack barter passage off that island?

I think my entire apartment building could probably hear me exploding with laughter at this one. That is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read.

She was wearing skin tight breeches, dangerously low on her hips, with black high heeled leather boots and a tight , extremely short white top, that was sleeveless.

Look! It's Britany!Sue. :P

[trinityday]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: with Sue-crews like these, no wonder Barbossa mutinied.

Oh, please say it again! It's just too funny a thought.

And true...

[camille_moineau]

"No woman will ever take your place." he said stroking her hair.

"Or ship?" she asked knowing that he loved the Pearl more than anything

"No, you bring freedom to my heart, no ship can do that."

Hear that noise? That's the sound of Jack's soul dying.