I've discovered something, something disappointing.  I'm 0% helpful in a panic situation. This knowledge about myself has been long in coming.  I've always hoped I'd be a badass if anything major went down, but I won't be. Nope. A while back Devin got his fingers caught in the van door - my brain shut down and I said, "oh my god, they look broken ( Read more... )

At 0735 this morning, Tobuscus Detrixhe, six year old canine male, declared war on his human family. The children were disembarked safely to the ship Brush Creek Elem, with only minor psychological trauma ( Read more... )