how on earth do I mange to hold down a job?
I decided to start a running list of things that I am no longer allowed to do or say at work.....
1) Drop super balls or small stuffed animals off the second floor balcony.
2) Throw the horns and say "hail satan" to my co-workers.
3)Make comments while the manager is emptying the donation jars about getting her coffee money.
4) Put "too much" dry ice in the potions cauldron when I'm playing Snape.
5) Wear the hat that looks like I decapitated Rudolph on X-mas.
6) Use the Playmobil Colosseum display to stage "the Christians and the Lions"
7) Use the Playmobil Pirate display to stage "Cthulhu rising from the Deeps".
8) Offer to toast marshmallows at the fireplace.
9) Question Paul (aka snarky mcsnarkpants) ever. his ego is too fragile.
10) Say "I" or "mine" when referencing the store. Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.
11) write 2 page long reviews about books like "How to make Methamphetamine from common household chemicals" and email it to the rest of the staff.
That's all I can think of for now. More later, as I remember them.
1) Drop super balls or small stuffed animals off the second floor balcony.
2) Throw the horns and say "hail satan" to my co-workers.
3)Make comments while the manager is emptying the donation jars about getting her coffee money.
4) Put "too much" dry ice in the potions cauldron when I'm playing Snape.
5) Wear the hat that looks like I decapitated Rudolph on X-mas.
6) Use the Playmobil Colosseum display to stage "the Christians and the Lions"
7) Use the Playmobil Pirate display to stage "Cthulhu rising from the Deeps".
8) Offer to toast marshmallows at the fireplace.
9) Question Paul (aka snarky mcsnarkpants) ever. his ego is too fragile.
10) Say "I" or "mine" when referencing the store. Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.
11) write 2 page long reviews about books like "How to make Methamphetamine from common household chemicals" and email it to the rest of the staff.
That's all I can think of for now. More later, as I remember them.