oh you look so beautiful tonight <3

Dec 14, 2004 14:26

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius.

Today we salute you, stressed out college student during exam week. As you sit in your lonely cubicle in the library.. doped up on Starbucks & Aderol.. you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life? The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD, along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. Christmas break is just days away, and your Prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light after that last exam, because for most of us, Christmas break will be spent in rehab.

that was me yesterday :( - only 2 exams left though!
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