yeah i'm working on my paper - but in the spirit of procrastination:
Bud Light Presents
Real Men of Genius
Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar,teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. Sure,your Pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where its okay for a man to go tanning. You ask "why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essecence?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie(or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse.
Real Men of Genius
Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar,teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. Sure,your Pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where its okay for a man to go tanning. You ask "why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essecence?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie(or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse.