I woke up to a hyper mother staring me in the face.

Me: "Urgh...hi?"
Mom: "You know what would be awesome today? A big juicy hamburger."
Me: "I agree."
Mom: "In the Happiest Place On Earth."
Me: "You want to go to Disneyland just for a burger?"
Mom: "Of course we'll do more than that, what kind of retardo-butt do you think I am?"
Me: "Do you ( Read more... )