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[heatherface]

I woke up to a hyper mother staring me in the face.

Me: "Urgh...hi?"
Mom: "You know what would be awesome today? A big juicy hamburger."
Me: "I agree."
Mom: "In the Happiest Place On Earth."
Me: "You want to go to Disneyland just for a burger?"
Mom: "Of course we'll do more than that, what kind of retardo-butt do you think I am?"
Me: "Do you

Comments

[abitofglitter]

Would this big juicy burger have cheese involved with it? Even a burger in the Happiest Place on Earth needs cheese.

[heatherface]

Mom gets hers with cheese, I don't!

[abitofglitter]

So you're only kind of a bad jew? :P

[heatherface]

I love pepperoni pizza. :D

[abitofglitter]

XD Okay...I take that back.

A good pepperoni pizza is pretty damn awesome though. :)

[heatherface]

XD

[abitofglitter]

I need to make you a Bad Jew icon.