I SWEAR this is TRUE!
So guess what my mom told me Friday afternoon when I briefly talked to her, before talking to her again this morning? It seems that Florida residents have a "serial tickler" on their hands! I kid you not! I'm dead serious! Apparently this gentleman is going around and breaking into old ladies homes, getting stark ass naked, and then tickling old ladies feet w/ a feather while they are asleep in their beds, and then tries to leave before getting caught. WHAT KIND OF SICK WEIRDOS live down there in Florida! Geez! One of the poor old ladies that was "tickled" said during an interview, "I know it sounds silly, but it's really serious!" My sister said this "serial tickler" probably stills the old ladies moomoos, throws them on, and leaves before he gets caught. I had to laugh at that. The sick pervert probably steals their granny panties more like it!
Other news from Florida....
On Wednesday my brother and his wife had a very close encounter with a tornado. My brother and his wife works at Publix, which is a grocery store chain down in Florida, much like the Krogers, here for you Indy people. Anyways, his wife just transfered from the store my brother works at, to the new store that was opening up the street from there. The night before the opening of the store (Wednesday night) a freakin' tornado touches down in the parking lot of the store and blows the windows out of the district managers car! I guess the people who saw the tornado, said the tornado looked too big in size to be there in Florida. I wonder if it was a F3 or F4 or something. I dunno. Anyways, so of course this knocked out the power to the store, and they had to take all the food out the refrigerators and then restock it before they opened up in the morning! That made for one hell of a long night!
Other news from Florida....
On Wednesday my brother and his wife had a very close encounter with a tornado. My brother and his wife works at Publix, which is a grocery store chain down in Florida, much like the Krogers, here for you Indy people. Anyways, his wife just transfered from the store my brother works at, to the new store that was opening up the street from there. The night before the opening of the store (Wednesday night) a freakin' tornado touches down in the parking lot of the store and blows the windows out of the district managers car! I guess the people who saw the tornado, said the tornado looked too big in size to be there in Florida. I wonder if it was a F3 or F4 or something. I dunno. Anyways, so of course this knocked out the power to the store, and they had to take all the food out the refrigerators and then restock it before they opened up in the morning! That made for one hell of a long night!