[Everyone's favorite drunken super hero makes another call.

He wanted to filter it, he truly did. He failed miserably.]

[Phone | Fail-filtered.]

Elsa, Tabby... We need to talk.

I really didn't want to tell you this but... back home is ☠☠☠☠ and there was nothing we could do.

[The Captain was doing good again, really he was. But thanks to getting lost and getting drunk, he stumbled into a strangers house and caught the broadcast.

Now using that stranger's phone, The Captain would make a call out to everyone. He wanted some answers, he was lonely.]Hey... can anyone tell me how to get to Westport ( Read more... )

[The Captain was only somewhat buzzed, unable to find enough alcohol to get drunk.  The Captain was depressed though and would pick up a phone, mashing buttons to dial out an unfiltered call.]

Anyone there?

[Sob]

Aaron... you can call me a useless flesh bag all you want just answer....

Tabby... talk about clothes, whatever you want.....

Elsa... you're ( Read more... )