According to my friend on twitter... it gets worse.
I've seen the chest licking and awkward brother-nuzzling and i've HEARD of mouth-kissing and just now we've witnessed brother-chest-stroking...
but this is the one that IS. NOT. EXPLAINABLE:
"Also, Gerard has put his hand to Mikey's crotch and mimicked jerking him off"
... Proof or it didn't happen (oh God PLEASE don't give me proof. I'm mentaly scarred already just from the 'I am fine with you stroking my chest, I shall return your stroke with a coy smirk*smirks*')
Waycest is tooooo weird for me. I'm used Gerard being the overprotective and awkward big brother who wants to keep the virtue of his little brother from getting into the hands of predators (Gabe). And I haven't gotten a chance to listen to the new MCR record, but what the hell is up with the Kobra Kid thing? Is Michael hanging with the Cobras again? I told him that Gabriel Saporta was up.to no good. *sighs* It's always the Jewish boys that go bad. I know I go to temple with some.
Lmao, idek what's up with Gerard not noticing he's semi-molesting his brother, lmao. And lmao, I love that 'Kobra Kid' translates to 'mixed in with Gabe's bad crowd again' to you, lol. It's amazing.
And yes, Gabe Saporta (despite being a good person all around) is never up to any good.
*SOON I shall be posting the chart of Six Degrees of STD me and breathedeep222 worked out and the Bandom!Herpes can all be traced back to two people, but POSSIBLY one... and that one is Gabe Saporta, lol*
Lol! I always figured Gabe would get herpes but it's kinda weird. Btw, my bf Jesse,who sort of looks like Mikey strangely, totally gagged. He's on his laptop is trying to find the video Pervert. Srsly though Gabriel is a bad influenc. Remember Nate? I swear that boy is up no good. Poor Ryland, he was definitely corrupted by the cobra charm. I almost was until I remembered my Bf hates Cobr Starship, jerk.
Haha basically Gabe gets around, Mikey got around, as soon as Gabe got with Mikey, EVERYBODY was fucked, lol. Basically our idea is that it IS possible to spread herpes through saliva, so just kissing or possibly even (though its rare) drinking after someone would be enough to get it, SO basically, assuming the possibility that every person had an outbreak every time they were kissing/screwing/drinking after eacho ther, the only people that we found MIGHT be safe was Sisky, Mike Carden, and MAYBE Bob Bryar (cause he'd kill someone if they kissed him and is too ocd to drink after someone else because of the germs
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Aww! I love Sisky! Keep that bo sweet and virginal (because I havent got my hands on him yet) but yeah. Gabe would be the one I would trust to help me out besides Patrick or Bob. As for Carden, he will have been infected because Cardn has kissed Bilvy who swaps. spit with Gabe often. Oh that means Sisky would have it too because he's held hands and kissed Carden. (I has proofs)
hmm... I didn't allow for Carden kissing Bill. And yes, Sisky was safe because between Carden adn Bill being a big overprotective brother, nobody can touch Sisky (Only Carden!)
... well if Mike and Bill've kissed, then only Bob is left without the herp, lol.
Unless he was mouth-raped... but since nobody is DEAD I doubt thats the case, lmao.
Well we don't KNOW they ever did anything... maybe they really were just living together as buddies, lol.
We're going on evidence or proof. (OR undeniable suspicion... like... theres no real proof or evidence that Mikey and Pete ever fucked but dude... even non-slashers 'know' they did, lol)
Shudder* Bob is probably the only safe one. Omg!f my boyfriend is from Chicago and has been to a TAI concert and I've kissed him can I get the herpderps too cuz if so this is bullshit and I will personality bitchslap that Bert McCraycray (that's my best friends nickname for him).
Now I want to read/write a fic of the bandom boys being at a family reunion. I cab see Andy Hurley as the crazy ass uncle and Patrick as the mom and OMG theButcher!!! The Butcher!!
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I've seen the chest licking and awkward brother-nuzzling and i've HEARD of mouth-kissing and just now we've witnessed brother-chest-stroking...
but this is the one that IS. NOT. EXPLAINABLE:
"Also, Gerard has put his hand to Mikey's crotch and mimicked jerking him off"
... Proof or it didn't happen (oh God PLEASE don't give me proof. I'm mentaly scarred already just from the 'I am fine with you stroking my chest, I shall return your stroke with a coy smirk*smirks*')
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Lmao, idek what's up with Gerard not noticing he's semi-molesting his brother, lmao. And lmao, I love that 'Kobra Kid' translates to 'mixed in with Gabe's bad crowd again' to you, lol. It's amazing.
And yes, Gabe Saporta (despite being a good person all around) is never up to any good.
*SOON I shall be posting the chart of Six Degrees of STD me and breathedeep222 worked out and the Bandom!Herpes can all be traced back to two people, but POSSIBLY one... and that one is Gabe Saporta, lol*
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... well if Mike and Bill've kissed, then only Bob is left without the herp, lol.
Unless he was mouth-raped... but since nobody is DEAD I doubt thats the case, lmao.
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We're going on evidence or proof. (OR undeniable suspicion... like... theres no real proof or evidence that Mikey and Pete ever fucked but dude... even non-slashers 'know' they did, lol)
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Now I want to read/write a fic of the bandom boys being at a family reunion. I cab see Andy Hurley as the crazy ass uncle and Patrick as the mom and OMG theButcher!!! The Butcher!!
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And also, yes, is always the jewish boys who go bad. I live near a lot of them lol.
So yeah, epic comment was epic lol.
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