The Fail is strong in this one!
Teacher: "What's the difference between Panderers and Seducers?"
Bubbles: "Well Seducers don't like bamboo!"
Me: *bursts out laughing*
Class: *cricket... cricket...titter titter... silence*
Me: *embarrassed by failage*
IN OTHER NEWS! This is the best footnote EVER:
7. Andrea de' Mozzi was bishop of Florence (on the Arno) until transferred by Pope Boniface VIII in 1295 to Vicenza (on the Bacchiglione) due to his unseemly living. He died there several months later, leaving a body, according to Brunetto, with muscles "strained" by sodomy.
... *looks*
......*blinks*
.........*looks around to see who's looking*
...............
Bubbles: "Well Seducers don't like bamboo!"
Me: *bursts out laughing*
Class: *cricket... cricket...titter titter... silence*
Me: *embarrassed by failage*
IN OTHER NEWS! This is the best footnote EVER:
7. Andrea de' Mozzi was bishop of Florence (on the Arno) until transferred by Pope Boniface VIII in 1295 to Vicenza (on the Bacchiglione) due to his unseemly living. He died there several months later, leaving a body, according to Brunetto, with muscles "strained" by sodomy.
... *looks*
......*blinks*
.........*looks around to see who's looking*
...............