I have developed a DEEPSEATED HATRED for all the great authors of antiquity...
Not because of anything personal, just because I'm SICK of reading about them! Sure, I'm just a lazy bum, but still... who wants to read the Odyssey, Agamemnon, AND the Aeneid ?!?!? *cries* I HATE EPICS!!!!
HOWEVER, this is a whole other kind of FUCKING EPIC:
This fic you NEED to read. Idk how else to explain it. If you were to be told 'oh, it's a fic about a guy picking up a hitchhiker and they fall in love' it would sound kinda 'meh' but OMFG this fic is just... just... EPPIICCC!!!!!!
Cut Out In Little Stars I don't know if it's how tired I was last night, or if it's just that good, but I NEVER cry at happy endings but I totally got misty eyed at the end of this. It is 100% beautifully written and, even as unbelievable as the story SHOULD be, it's written to be so amazing.
This is the kind of writing I WANT to be able to do. Not my humor-and-neurosis style of writing. This is seriously an amazing fic and you should ALL read it. Trust me.