My daddy is gonna get killed one day...
He almost got shot today.
Two dudes he know were fighting (their names are Scott and Travis... last names will stay anonymous pending a press release locally) in Home Depot. My dad is always at Home Depot, he probably spends enough there to keep the local store going alone. Anyways, they were fighting and screaming and yelling and my dad was going to stop them before someone got hurt, so he ran around the corner with a few employees (sadly most of them are women, so there were only 2 guys with him going to stop the fighting) and he was gonna just tackle them cause he says they're both about my height and half my size, little bitches. He was running towards them and he said before he could even stop moving Scott grabbed a hammer off the shelf and was gonna hit Travis and Travis INSTANTLY pulled a gun out and shot Scott!
RIGHT THERE! I mean like... my dad's like... 15 or 20 feet from them and the guy just shoots the other!
Daddy said he was the only one that saw it and he stopped and the others ran over and was all 'who shot him, who shot him?!" and the guy turned and said 'I shot the stupid son of a bitch, damn it!" and they took his gun and called the cops.
But dude... DADDY'S DUMB ASS IS GOING TO GET KILLED ONE DAY!
Two dudes he know were fighting (their names are Scott and Travis... last names will stay anonymous pending a press release locally) in Home Depot. My dad is always at Home Depot, he probably spends enough there to keep the local store going alone. Anyways, they were fighting and screaming and yelling and my dad was going to stop them before someone got hurt, so he ran around the corner with a few employees (sadly most of them are women, so there were only 2 guys with him going to stop the fighting) and he was gonna just tackle them cause he says they're both about my height and half my size, little bitches. He was running towards them and he said before he could even stop moving Scott grabbed a hammer off the shelf and was gonna hit Travis and Travis INSTANTLY pulled a gun out and shot Scott!
RIGHT THERE! I mean like... my dad's like... 15 or 20 feet from them and the guy just shoots the other!
Daddy said he was the only one that saw it and he stopped and the others ran over and was all 'who shot him, who shot him?!" and the guy turned and said 'I shot the stupid son of a bitch, damn it!" and they took his gun and called the cops.
But dude... DADDY'S DUMB ASS IS GOING TO GET KILLED ONE DAY!